Fifty Shades of Grey (2015)

I love this movie so much

The Worst Film Ever

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

This film is, without a shadow of a doubt, one of the worst I've ever seen. First, let's talk about that story. It's literally porn mixed with scenes of mental abuse, and it never works at all, because everything is extremely awkward and unwatchable. It's actually uncomfortable to sit through, and the fact that Christian Grey is so toxic to Anastasia just makes this movie anger-inducing and the fact that it's like that throughout this film makes this movie go nowhere fast. Also, the performances never come off more than cheesy and just mediocre at best, but I don't blame the actors and actresses too much, because you can only do so much with a crap script, which is another thing this movie has against it. It is over abundant of the same thing but it's stretched out to hit that movie mark, and it is just bad all around. Even for anyone who's bored and want to see something appealing, do not bother, as this movie is easily the worst of 2015, bar none, and I sure as hell will not recommend this film to anyone else, as it is, indeed, an atrocity beyond words.

As a brief my rating should say more than you need.

If you've read the book, this movie does not do it justice. If you just watch the film, you'll wonder what the hype was all about. Disappointing.

I had zero expectations, before watching it, based on all the shitty reviews.Dakota Johnson is actually pretty with a very nice body. And I enjoyed seeing her naked alot. Since it's not possible to give zero stars on imdb anyway, that one star goes to her body. The acting is not as horrible as I expected. But certainly not impressive either. There is chemistry between the two leads. Why people say there isnt any, I dont know. The movie is not PG13 either as I expected it to be. Having finally seen Fifty shits of crap, I can understand why women enjoy this. As a man however I was pretty bored.Why Anastasia put up with Christians behaviour and the way he treats her, his BDSM-needs and pretty much everything else is hard to believe.Anastasia being a virgin, when meeting Christian (even though she's an american) is also hard to believe. Her not knowing what butt plugs are and appearently having never watched porn either, is also unbelievable.Those scenes where he gets mad about her visiting her parents and actually follows her there, would have made any sane woman break up with him. Just as the ridicoulus contract as well as him saying he will pretend to be her boyfriend one night per week. What the hell is his problem?? Yeah, yeah Ive read about his troubled childhood and the woman who had him as a BDSM slave for 6 years. But that does not justify Christian being a complete asshole to Anastasia. Why women would be turned on by someone treating ther that way, I have no idea. But Anastasia does put up with it. Untill the very end of the movie anyway. Where he whips her ass cheecks six times and she suddenly has had enough and leaves him. She puts up with his dominant abusive attitude during the entire film, but him whipping her is appearently too much?? Avoid this unless youre a dumb middle aged housewife, that finds this more interesting than actual porn. No men should ever watch it. Not even to please their girlfriends or wifes.