Zombieland (2009)
Columbus has made a habit of running from what scares him. Tallahassee doesn't have fears. If he did, he'd kick their ever-living ass. In a world overrun by zombies, these two are perfectly evolved survivors. But now, they're about to stare down the most terrifying prospect of all: each other.
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SERIOUSLY. This is what the crap Hollywood still puts out?
It is a performances centric movie
Watch something else. There are very few redeeming qualities to this film.
Zombieland is a fun, fast-paced, entertaining movie that mixes sheer terror with belly laughs. It also brings some fresh ideas to the zombie genre table. This film is no Shaun of the Dead, but it's darn close. Oh, and in case of a zombie apocalypse, take note, Columbus's rules WILL come in handy!
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This movie is amusing. Not amusing like ha-ha, as the jokes are quite far apart, but the story remains pleasing and somehow comic. The zombie theme is well treated and I liked the way the rules are integrated into the story. Maybe it would have getting boring, but I was hoping for more rule inserts, as after the first part they are becoming rather scarce.Loved the theme park concept and that made it better for the rather slow overall action.Contact me with Questions, Comments or Suggestions ryitfork @ bitmail.ch
It is utterly amazing to me that anyone, even the director's mother, might rate this film highly. It is without question the worst film I can recall seeing in my 62 years.It is not funny. It is not scary. It is not interesting. It is not entertaining. It is a tremendous waste of some actual acting talent. And yet it is not so bad that you can laugh at it in the way you can some of the legendary bombs such as Ed Wood directed in the 1950's and 1960's.I watched the entire film, and genuinely kept thinking that somewhere in it there had to be some sort of payoff, something which on some level would make it worth watching. Sadly, there was nothing.Several of the favorable reviews here gush about how the film is funny, laugh-out-loud funny. I genuinely not only did not come close to laughing even once, I don't believe I even smiled.