Piranha 3D (2010)
Each year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria, Arizona explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 residents for the annual Spring Break celebration. But then, an earthquake opens an underwater chasm, releasing an enormous swarm of ancient Piranha that have been dormant for thousands of years, now with a taste for human flesh. This year, there's something more to worry about than the usual hangovers and complaints from locals, a new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria.
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When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
Great example of an old-fashioned, pure-at-heart escapist event movie that doesn't pretend to be anything that it's not and has boat loads of fun being its own ludicrous self.
Watching it is like watching the spectacle of a class clown at their best: you laugh at their jokes, instigate their defiance, and "ooooh" when they get in trouble.
You suck. you suck. you suck. you suck. you suck. you suck. you suck. bad acting. you suck. you suck. not believable graphics and deaths. you suck. they held on to a dead body too long and it was nasty. you suck.
After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents. Piranha 3D is a film that knows exactly what it is and that's good to say the least right? It's not some oscar worthy masterpiece likes Jaws but it's no Jaws IV: The Revenge and it's quite fun if you really don't take it seriously. The acting was ok but then again you shouldn't expect anything more and the cgi pretty passable. There's also a sequel called Piranha 3DD but i would suggest not to even see it cause it sucked big time and it was not as good as this. (7/10)
Is this crap really what people want to see!? Is it really!!?? With its story set at Lake Victoria during a long-weekend celebration, Piranha's young, adult cast was primarily made up of belligerent jocks (all out to prove what hard-drinking, party-animals they were) and tit-wiggling bimbos (all out to prove what an easy-lay they all really were).In this film, it was pretty obvious to see who was (and who wasn't) going to be the next meal for the ravenous piranhas on their up-coming feeding frenzy. (Chomp. Chomp) And, with that in mind, it sure didn't take long for me to get completely bored with all of this flesh-eating carnage in no time flat.And, finally - This horror flick's lame attempt to give some plausible background to the reason behind these vicious piranha attacks only served to reduce the whole pointless mess to an even lower level of stupidity imaginable.You can certainly bet by the predictable note that this film's story ended on that Piranha 2 was very likely on its way to theatres everywhere in the months to come.
Well this was exactly what it was meant to be; buckets of blood, hilarious deaths and naked boobies abound in a great B horror flick. The calibre of the actors in this did surprise me though, Elisabeth Shue, Jerry O'Connell, Ving Rhames, Christopher Lloyd and Richard Dreyfuss who reprises his awesome 'Jaws' (Quincy) scene.This was just a ton of fun, one of those "so bad its good" movies. In this case though the movie knows its bad and plays it up, mocking itself and B monster movies in general. Which helps in making it kind of a good movie.Spring Break hits sleepy Lake Victoria, along with 50,000 young revellers and a new type of terror; schools of prehistoric man-eating fish. Super fun 03.13