The 33D Invader (2011)

Wow! Such a good movie.

Touches You

the audience applauded

good back-story, and good acting

This movie is the staple diet and initiation movie for all who visit our work site. We are blessed to have this film on permanent streaming on our Pay-per-view TV's. It's the best, you definitely need to watch this. If all men became infertile in the future due to radiation - i would sincerely hope this is how the remediation occurs. This movie also dedicates itself to celebrating the inner nerd - which we all secretly have to some extent. Letting the inner nerd unleash so sexuality can be celebrated in its most innocent form is what makes this movie so true to heart. At the end of the day, you will all find something to relate with in this film.

Remember those CAT III Hong Kong films from the nineties? This is a movie like those. People are voting low, and that's because I guess they expected a with visual effects laden science fiction movie. But this is just a screwball movie with lots of hot gorgeous Asian chicks, lots of exposed boobs and nudity and beautifully filmed - watch it in HD! It is clearly aimed at the heterosexual male audience and if you are part of that audience you are going to enjoy this. The story sucks, the sci-fi effects are low budget and plain, but the lovely girls and screwball comedy are plentiful. Keep this in mind and you will have a better time than you'd expect from such a low rating.

"Fortune" (Macy Wu) comes from the year 2046 in an effort to save mankind which has become infertile. She's looking for a genetically healthy male to impregnate her in the year 2011 to keep the human race going. Her quest is made difficult by two alien assassins (called Zuckers). They're actually more rapists than assassins but the result is the same - the destruction of mankind in the future. Fortune's other obstacle will be the clueless group of young neighbours that she meets upon landing on planet Earth. The 3 guys are horny losers constantly spying and ogling their four gorgeous female neighbours. There's a fourth guy, "Lawrence", who's actually a decent human being and his girlfriend happens to be one of the neighbours - Jeana (AV star Akiho Yoshizawa). Fortune falls in love with Lawrence and he's a 97.8% healthy human. Lawrence is pretty sure he's in love with Jeana but as the movie moves along he changes his mind. Along the way there's lots of nudity (including full frontal from a couple of the girls), a shower, some passionate sex, some weird alien goings on, and of course, the sexy consummation at the end between Fortune and Lawrence. Where to begin? They sure packed a lot of sex and nudity into a short time (75 min?). It's tough to choose between this and Sex & Zen 3D for a more beautiful ensemble of females. The males are pretty repulsive and one guy in particular (the skeleton with the thick glasses) has the best job in the world, getting to fondle and caress Chen Chih-Ying. Man she is gorgeous and she probably shows the most nudity in the movie including a hot shower scene at the beginning. Akiho also has a shower scene and a lovely sex scene on the couch with Lawrence. Another actress of note is the alien, played by Hsueh Ya-Wen. She's got super sexy nipples and a hot lesbian scene towards the end.These girls really drove me to distraction. If you're looking for a softcore sex-heavy cat3 with a threadbare plot and a lot of cornball HK related jokes then look no further - you've found the perfect movie. 10/10

Bouncing jugs a plenty in this futuristic sex drama, with some nice sick gore (the in thing with these movies now) to add to it. Our sexy hero, is from the year 2046, who comes back in time after a male seed, some butt ugly looking meanies after her, trying to hinder her efforts. Before I go on, I did think the younger girls were hotter, esp the one that lucky bas...d makes out with in the change rooms. He's the envy of his uncomely and geeky friends, especially one, who's so ugly, hell knows where they got this kid from. He gets quite an education down under, which would make some jealous guy's blood boil. Now with that out of the way, what we have here is certainly something different. If you like hot Asian chicks in bikini's, the occasional gore trip, or comedy that has you laughing out aloud, this outlandish sex comedy, (it's the humor which is in abundance, that will get you) that still is yet to be seen hitting DVD shops, is for you, but still has a weakness about it, that could be in the story, where not enough attention was focused on it, but more so on those other qualities I mentioned.