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Stan Helsing

Stan Helsing (2009)

October. 27,2009
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3.6
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R
| Horror Comedy

A spoof on many horror movie series. Ending his shift at the video rental, Stan's picked up by his BFF and 2 cute girls, all going to a Halloween party. Will they even get there?

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TinsHeadline
2009/10/27

Touches You

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Plustown
2009/10/28

A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

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Jonah Abbott
2009/10/29

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

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Geraldine
2009/10/30

The story, direction, characters, and writing/dialogue is akin to taking a tranquilizer shot to the neck, but everything else was so well done.

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curiosarcana
2009/10/31

Despite the poor reviews, I gave it a try. I LOVE horror comedy. On the comedy scale I gave this a two. On the horror scale it's an absolute ZERO.Leslie Nielsen is wonderful, but his role is sadly minimal. The monsters, such as they are, are present, but never actually injure, attack, or kill anybody! Our "heroes" spend ninety percent of the movie running away from them.There is NO morbid humor whatsoever. All of the jokes, and as far as I can remember, and I do mean ALL of them, are sex or potty related. Better than half of them are poorly timed or badly executed, and while we can tell that it was supposed to be funny, it doesn't manage to actually evoke that much laughter.The first half hour, I was thinking "this isn't so bad", expecting it to get better as the action ramped up. An hour later, it still hadn't.Regardless of whether you're looking for laughs or blood, you'll find neither one here.

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adlagema
2009/11/01

First, let me say that I LOVE stupid, juvenile, slapstick humor. Just for reference, I've thoroughly enjoyed such movies as the 'Scary Movie' franchise, 'Vampires Suck', 'Meet the Spartans', etc - some pretty dumb, but funny humor there. There aren't too many comedies, especially spoofs that I haven't at least CHUCKLED at. Stan Helsing did not even make me smile. It was so bad it actually made me angry for having wasted my time watching it. Absolutely NOTHING in this movie is funny. Not even remotely. The ONLY and I mean ONLY remotely 'interesting' element of this movie were the hot actresses. I honestly don't understand how anyone could rate this movie more than one star. I'd give it zero stars if it were possible. Please do yourself a favor and avoid this movie - even if you can watch it for free. It's not worth your time, let alone your money.

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kosmasp
2009/11/02

It actually isn't. But that is the actual German title this movie got. I haven't translated it into English. This is it. Suffice to say, the movie would not live up to an expectation you would have, when you hear that title. It's also true that some people expected more "spoof" than is actually in the movie.Maybe it is not so much the "spoof" percentage, but the fact that it just didn't feel funny to most people. And I'll be the first to admit, that quite a few jokes didn't really work. Still the movie tries hard and it has actors in it (which can't be said about others spoofs of recent times). It is not laugh out loud funny, you might chuckle here and there. It has good production values and looks good (not only our lead actresses). All in all, very decent indeed!

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kurfirstinc
2009/11/03

attack of the killer tomatoes, rocky horror, killer klowns from outer space, chud, troma, scary movie sequence not another teen movie, the relic, psycho.... and you wont give this a better star rating? i will give it 10 on principle... movie noobs. Punk bands make millions, going on tour and selling albums. They all became rich. And when you're rich, its hard to stay angry at the world. The fuel, the spark that started it all was gone. If you've watched The Dark Knight, there's a line in there that fits perfectly: You either die the hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain. Those were the two options punk had. either quit at the top of their game, or continue on making money, but become total posers. This point is where most bands broke up. they said "screw it, we've gone as far as we can".

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