Machete Kills (2013)

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

If you don't like this, we can't be friends.

How sad is this?

Great Film overall

One of the most ridiculous films I have ever seen. I have not seen the prequel, but I do not think it could be any better, or it would change my opinion for this one. I trusted the cast and I was deeply disappointed. Above all, Danny Trejo in a role, that did not suit him, brought him completely out of his usual style, thus making an ass out of him. IMHO he cannot support a large range of roles. Was this crap of a film a parody of action films, a slapstick, or what?My vote 2/1O.

OK, not really true what with the violence, objectification of women, and the explosions, but this movie is absolutely great. Ol' Bobby Rodriguez still has his touch. This is definitely one of the great movies of the 21st century. It will hold a place near the top of the list of great films of our time. Machete Kills is a modern marvel of cinematic achievement. A high water mark of film making and civilization itself. This movie has it all: action, suspense, beautiful scantly clad women, explosions, disguises, nuclear bombs, and a cast of stars. It also provides quality instruction on how to hold, swing, carry, and use a machete in extreme situations. I found myself taking notes and practicing moves while watching this movie on repeat in my living room. In fact, by the Machete School of Mexican Arts rules and regulations, I am a red belt! This movie is the best and everyone should watch it.

Machete Kills must be one of the most violent films that i've ever seen but actually it's also so light to watch that it makes me wonder if the director has ever got hang of the idea of tension building. There's none of it. It's like watching a violent scene after another that follows shortly without any tension, just cartoon-like characters making tired jokes and that's about it. Just about everyone gets killed, but Machete somehow manages to get out alive.I did find several scenes funny but that's no good if the idea wasn't used further. This movie just rushes hastily from one idea to another and it's perfect for those who can't concentrate while watching a film.Well, honestly this movie is the new dimension of trash and yet many people will enjoy it. It's still watchable and still it's one of the dumbest and lightest violent film there is. It's a Tarantino film without the character development and coherence. It's a mess. Still someone's going to love it anyway.

This film has no storyline it just creates anything along its way. There are too many cameos and so little impact from those cameos. The whole story looks more like it was promoting its sequel of space but instead off giving us a 2 minute trailer we have to sit and look at a 2 hour trailer. Lady gaga probably didn't have any concert tours so she just went ahead with this film. The biggest disappointed was Mel Gibson because he can act far better than this. This is the first time that I see Mel Gibson given his worst character performance ever. I guess he must have taken acting lessons from Salma Hayek. The films just rips- offs other films and is just unable to come up with own story. Even worse, the whole film focuses entirely in a missile that is going to be blasted off if the heart of Mendez stops beating. Machete does everything to protect the heart and just near the final minutes of the movie, the heart is destroyed making all the sacrifice completely pointless. I will give credit to the actor, Marko Zaror, who has the most memorable role. Sadly, even Machete is rarely used in the film and gets lost because of so many story lines happening at the same time. If you already saw the first Machete film then just repeat it again. Trust me its better than this one.