Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus (2010)

Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

Just perfect...

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

Great movie! If you want to be entertained and have a few good laughs, see this movie. The music is also very good,

This film is absolutely hilarious, the problem is that it isn't meant to be. For a film released in 2010 special effects are absolutely shocking. I am confident a 5 year old could make a better film on iMovie, the acting is horrendous and the characters are easy to hate. The whole film feels awkward because the acting is so bad. The crocodile and megladon aren't consistent sizes, sometimes they are the same size as a submarine, when at other times they are bigger than sky scrapers, the megladon dorsal fin is sometimes bigger than everything else in the shot. This makes no sense at all and the continuity is appalling. The whole plot is awful and they reuse the same shots countless times making the film feel even cheaper. This film has obviously been made for a quick buck, the director probably doesn't have much cash if his other films are like this...

As a fan of this genre of films, I must say, this took it to another level. Not Sharknado levels, but just a notch below it. I am not one to provide spoilers, esp when I believe I've witnessed a cinematic masterpiece that one must experience w/ a free & clear mind. I love these films. My girlfriend doesn't quite get it, but I can't help it. These movies are supposed to kinda suck, that's what makes them great. If they had big budgets, w/ extraordinary special effects & A-list actors from the Hollywood elite, I'd probably hate every one of them. Watch. Enjoy. Marvel at its greatness. Become a believer. Long live SyFy.

Okay, I never thought I would say this... The sequel was better than the original! Yes, the effects are laughably silly, the acting is poor and it has no plot, but that's why you love it! This time instead of a 'Giant Octopus' we have 'Crocosaurus' (A huge crocodile) and somehow the megalodon has come back from the dead... (Don't try to figure it out.) So now we've got another super-heavyweight champion monster showdown. I watched this thing on the 'Space' channel and was cracking up at how bad it was. If I had to tell you whether to watch 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus' or 'Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus', I would tell you 'Mega Shark vs. Crocosaurus' and not have a second thought on that. If you were a fan of 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus' and you have not seen this, go check it out! I can guarantee you you're gonna love it.

It kind of feels like a given to rate a film like this so low, even allowing for the fact it is unlikely any sane film watching person expected anything other than the cheap cheesy picture that it is. The expectation levels are still further finely tuned if one has been privy to the previous hokey horrors of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus. Of course the problem with these run of films coming out of The Asylum film studio (see also Mega Python vs. Gatoroid), is that they tread the thin line of being bad but entertaining, or bad and insulting? Then there is the question of if the actors are taking it serious as well? If they are then they should be stripped of their equity cards, if not then they should be lauded as comic geniuses. With Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus the answers aren't abundantly clear, but it does have moments of levity, for better or worse that is. Enter with caution, you are now entering the crazy world of cult cheese.2/10 on an artistic level and 7/10 for comedic value.