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The Sitter

The Sitter (2011)

December. 09,2011
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5.6
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R
| Comedy

Noah, is not your typical entertain-the-kids-no-matter-how-boring-it-is kind of sitter. He's reluctant to take a sitting gig; he'd rather, well, be doing anything else, especially if it involves slacking. When Noah is watching the neighbor's kid he gets a booty call from his girlfriend in the city. To hook up with her, Noah takes to the streets, but his urban adventure spins out of control as he finds himself on the run from a maniacal drug lord.

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Dotbankey
2011/12/09

A lot of fun.

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Plustown
2011/12/10

A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.

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Jonah Abbott
2011/12/11

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

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Logan
2011/12/12

By the time the dramatic fireworks start popping off, each one feels earned.

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namikazedante
2011/12/13

Yeah underrated has hell if you look at the scores. It's definitely a movie that will keep you entertained through out the entire movie. Many twists and turns in the settings and how the characters grow. Sure it's just a random comedy movie but it's a good one and it needs to be seen and to be rated higher. It's better than most crap that comes out these days. It has some big laughs and yeah what more is there to say than that if you have heard of this movie. Just see it. You will laugh and be entertained. And it has a good message too not a deep message in some sense but a good one so yep see it NOW !

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Der_Schnibbler
2011/12/14

Look, it's a bit silly to even bother to sit here and say negative things about this movie. Any sane person remotely in tune with degenerate American "culture" will instantly recognize this as yet another filthy, perverted freak fest, brought to you by the "chosen" Hollywood parasites who have been poisoning America since the late nineteenth century.However, since I was in the mood to intentionally watch some trash, I might as well make a quick comment about it.To say this film was merely obscene would be missing a point. "American Pie" was obscene but at least the characters were human and the relationships were real. In this film, we have a filthy, overweight rat running around with three children while he tries to score drugs. The little girl is truly cringe-inducing, as she sings along to degenerate black ghetto music, curses like a sailor, and acts so whorish and disturbingly mature that it makes you wonder if the "go-getter" parents who even allowed her to take on this job shouldn't be jailed for negligence. Look out for an overdose in her future.The other boy supposedly has psychological problems. But the key to his issues is in a scene in the New York subway, where we glimpse two homosexuals brushing fair locks of hair out of each others' eyes while a typically maladjusted white female "friend" looks on at them in that, "Oh, they're so sweet" kind of manner you've come to expect from homosexual-worshipping American monsters. As the boy gazes on, the fat rat protagonist figures it out. "You don't have issues," he proudly proclaims. "You're just GAY!" And so we are treated to possibly the most twisted moment in film history as a 13-year-old boy comes to terms with his homosexuality while the rat gives him an encouraging pep talk.Only sick American freaks could watch this without vomiting. If there were ever any evidence that this once white, Western nation has been hi-jacked by Ashkenazi parasites, this is it. Welcome to the Weimar Republic, except this time no one will clean up the trash.

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nonprofitgnome1
2011/12/15

The Sitter is a strange movie. It's very adult at times in its language and content while at other times relying on cheap laughs you would expect from a Disney Channel cartoon. It's almost as if the director was thinking, oh kids would think this would be funny without thinking, this movie is absolutely not for kids! Other than that issue I had with the movie, the premise is just ridiculous. I'm supposed to believe that Noah, the babysitter, would set out on a crazy adventure with the kids he was babysitting, involving drugs and theft all so he could have sex with a girl who didn't even like him? I can suspend my disbelief with the best of them but come on, that a little overkill in the unbelievable department.To go along with the unbelievable story, were unbelievable characters. The children in this movie, mainly Rodrigo, did unthinkable things. Kids don't just carry around cherry bombs or pee in the middle of a high end restaurant. And if they did, their parents wouldn't be leaving them with a sitter, they would be locked in a closet in the attic.I did enjoy Jonah Hill despite the train wreck of a movie. He seems to be funny in whatever role he plays. Yes, many jokes fell flat but there are some people who are just funny, and I believe he is one of the few.I wouldn't recommend this movie to anyone as at its best it's a very mediocre comedy and at its worst it's painful to watch.

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nfrankis01
2011/12/16

OK...I kinda like Jonah Hill films. So what if they can be a little childish, I enjoy that sometimes. When I sat down to watch this film I was met with the same expectations so I wasn't disappointed......however, I could help notice similarities between this movie and a retro classic 'Adventures in Babysitting' with Elizabeth Shue. The nasty selfish partner, the three kids all with something to offer as well as overcoming their own personal problems, the criminals to say the least. It was a shame as I felt duped in thinking this may be an original story but the overlords of the film industry have done it again and just rehashed an '80's film and spoon fed it to the new generation as an stand alone film.....it was watchable and it wasn't the worst way to spend some time but i shall be showing my kids the one with Handsome John Prewitt in it.....Give peas a chance

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