Creepshow 3 (2006)

Very disappointing...

Powerful

Actress is magnificent and exudes a hypnotic screen presence in this affecting drama.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

Dies ist mit Abstand der schlechteste Teil der Creepshow. Die schauspielerischen Leistungen und die Dialoge sind unterirdisch.

This is a tragically dumb movie. I don't mean that it's a tragedy that it's so dumb, I mean this is a movie about people who don't have a thought in their head engaging in tragic situations. Much blood is spilled, but largely by people who lack any sort of basic reasoning skills or a shred of common sense. Occasionally the movie jabs you with its elbow, as if to say "Isn't this wacky and fun?" But there's no fun here, no whimsy, and very little camp or schlock. It's like beating yourself in the head with a rock for 104 minutes. I couldn't laugh with it, I couldn't laugh at it, I only rolled my eyes at how grotesquely nonsensical it was getting.The rubbery special effects are as cheap looking as they are rarely shown. The writing has that slightly "off" quality about it that makes you wonder if it was written in a foreign language and then translated in to English (poorly). Regardless of whether the movie is trying to be wacky, scary, or horrific, there is never any kind of suspension of disbelief. Even when the craziest things are happening, all of the characters have a weirdly disconnected "Eh, just roll with it." blasé mentality about everything. It's like a space alien's idea of what human beings act like.Don't even consider it; there's nothing redeemable to be had here.

I really enjoyed creep show 1 & 2. This one had some bad acting and wasn't really scary at all. I will not buy this movie,it was nothing like the two previous ones.If you really like the first two creep shows , you might not like this one. This one is not as mysterious as the first two. The acting isn't as great as the first two as well. The last one was the worst one and the acting was terrible,but the first two stories in in was okay and bearable to watch. I just didn't get why it was so different from the last two creep shows. Me and my mom were excited to watch this, but it was a totally disappointment.Like I said this was not what I expected i expected greatness , because of the first two creep shows.

I was amused some of the negative reviews of this flick. I mean, if you rent a movie called "Creep Show III" what exactly were you expecting?? It's not like Creep Show 1 & 2 were academy award winners...or Sundance winners...or ANY kind of winners. Anyway, I had NO expectations at all going in, so I thought it was good, clean morbid fun.There are a half a dozen vignettes, all tangentially related. One or two don't make sense, the rest are mildly amusing...if you can stand a bit of gore. The most memorable is probably the case of the security guard who has a rather unusual girlfriend. She just happens to be...a transistor radio.Then there's the tale of a tough, muscle-bound hooker who carries a dark secret around with her in her purse. This story has the most lurid, gory scene in it: the blonde bully ties one of her clients to a bed, then straddles and rides him enthusiastically. She can't be sexually satisfied, however, until she plunges a knife into her man's chest, so that's exactly what she does. EEK! Seems HE'S got a secret that's just a wee bit darker than hers, though.The most outrageous story is about a couple of nerdy engineering students who meet their brilliant professor's attractive young fiancée. She's supposedly from Russia, but they have their doubts. Convinced that she's merely one of his crazy robotic projects, they decide to play a little joke on their old prof. Waiting till he leaves the house on an errand, they subdue the poor woman, then commence to "disassemble" her with an assortment of kitchen knives. It's a gruesome giggle as they hold the freshly severed limbs and organs up to the light and proclaim how "realistic" they are...until it dawns on them...Pretty low brow stuff...but that's what B movie are all about. It ain't no Bride of Frankenstein, or Night of the Living Dead, but if you're not expecting much, it's kind of fun.