Hole in One (2009)

One of my all time favorites.

The film creates a perfect balance between action and depth of basic needs, in the midst of an infertile atmosphere.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

It is neither dumb nor smart enough to be fun, and spends way too much time with its boring human characters.

This is what happens when someone wants to cash in to a movie franchise that doesn't have a clue on how to make movies. American pie, the movies where you see teenagers getting drunk, doing stupid stuff and girls, and a lot of people without shirts. However, no movie can be funny, if there isn't a halfway decent plot to advance the funny story.Hole in one just gets everything wrong. Steve Talley plays Eric... ERIC! As in, an actor from another American Pie who plays Dwight Stifler, is now in another "American Pie" but as a new character... Anyways.. he plays Eric, who hassles people at golf. This works out for him just fine, until he loses a high bet to 2 weirdos who happen to be plastic surgeons. Since he cant pay them the money, they then freaking electrocute him to knock him out and give him... hold on tight for this one... T*TS!And that is the whole plot... the rest of the film, is Eric trying to hide his new double D's, and finding a way of getting rid of them. And you might think he could just go to any other plastic surgeon to get them out. But no, this movie even invented a law or some cr*p that would make it illegal for other surgeons to remove them. Something about it being a patented procedure.. my bare donkey.. boob jobs are boob jobs whether it's a guy or a girl that gets them.The high point of ridiculous mediocrity, is when one of Erics obnoxious friends see the tits and dives right in.. in public.. motorboats them, and Erics other friends had to freaking DRAG the freak away from Eric..In short, this movie is ridiculous, tedious, and boring. Not even once did it even make me smile. And i'm sorry but i can't see anyone with an IQ over 20 or under the age of 15 even slightly enjoying this piece of horse p**p. (excuse my french)

I'm MORE than ashamed to even categorise this as an American Pie movie, what a load of absolute sh*t. If your looking for the good American Pie movies, American Pie 1,2 Naked Mile and Beta House are the best American Pie movies and the REAL PROPER American Pie's not some Sh*t that they brought together that wasn't even funny, Band camp was OK... but number 1,2,5 & 6 were the best, But this?! this shouldn't and ISN'T anything to do with American Pie! (Parties, Girls, beer, sex) Unrecommended if your looking for a good, funny comedy Disappointing for American Pie series, I cannot believe how awful this was, I don't even think I smirked at any part of this

OK, maybe this is the company who own American Pie that made this, i don't know, but this is not American Pie 8 like some people seem to say. It does have Steve Talley but he is not Dwight Stifler. This being said, sure he does incorporate some element of the American Pie franchise, like topless girls, alcohol and such, but thats about it. I was expecting a new "Happy Gilmore" in this, and its not that either. I would say if you see it a direct to DVD low budget no brainer comedy, then you may enjoy it. Its funny, i laugh here and there, the story is comic, yet kinda "huh...ok" but again its not the first movie to go that road. Lets say i was in a boring evening, with this movie i turned it into a fun hour and a half with a beer. Don't see this movie sober, see it with a couple beers, get feeling, then you will have some fun. Thing is there are movies which are meant to be seen drunk and see as idiotic comedy, there fun like that, other more serious movies can be enjoy sober.

So basically if your a teenager you'll love it...I love these college movies :DSO if you are not a teenager Don't WATCH THIS...If you are WATCH THIS!Btw...this has that guy who appeared in like the first two American pie movies...all I know his name was Dwight Stifler... (He was the "Stifler" of the first couple movies) I love him, he is a great actor!This movie has a hot girl (ofcourse the main character)...she is the one that stars in The Hard Times of RJ Berger (the one RJ likes :))Also...the plot is OK...i mean what do u expect?ALSO.... I don't think this is an American pie movie...there is an American pie movie comin out with like everyone in it...its gonna be hella good :D