Killer Bitch (2010)

Too much of everything

Don't listen to the negative reviews

At first rather annoying in its heavy emphasis on reenactments, this movie ultimately proves fascinating, simply because the complicated, highly dramatic tale it tells still almost defies belief.

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

This took me back around 40 years to the British sexploitation boom. In fact this is better directed, by someone with a good feel for an eye-catching location. The "performances", however, are every bit as bad as the old days. The large cast seems to comprise hardly any pro actors. Instead they're former crims, boxers and porn models. ("Ben Dover", not listed here, is in an early sequence, having genuine sex that was then pruned for an "18" certificate). The players become very boring to watch, especially as there is no plot, just a succession of comic killings. It should also be mentioned that the "story" makes even less sense than perhaps originally intended because Alex Reid walked off the film after only a couple of his scenes had been shot. Apparently his then wife, Katie Price, wanted no association with a film publicised by the News of the World as "rape porn". (In fact Reid is not involved in any rape scene). Reid was replaced by several hard men including Robin Reid (no relation). Although "Killer Bitch" was barely released and has been vilified by the few who saw it, director Liam Galvin reunited most of his cast for "Mob Handed", now in production.

Not only is this the worst film I have EVER seen, It is quite possibly the worst film ever MADE! Even referring to this garbage as a "Film" is an overstatement. It seems as if the actors were plucked from an idiot convention, dragged onto the set, given their lines for the first time, and simply read them out in front of the camera and "Yeah brilliant take guys! we nailed it!" The ONLY plus point for me with this film was the fact that Alex Reid was hardly in it! His acting was actually worse than all of the rest of the cast (seriously... THAT bad...).The hardest part to believe about this film for me was that the director must of watched it back at some point, and actually WANTED to put his name on it. The "guns" used were atrocious, I used to own a more realistic cap gun when I was a child, they didn't even overlay the noise of a real gun you literally just hear a slight "pop" and then the guy being shot slowly lays on the floor.Now, I have nothing against low budget films, but if you MUST have shootings in your low budget film, at least use camera cuts so that you don't see the gun making no damage to the victim, in one of the scenes in a boxing ring, a guy is laying on the mat and is shot at point blank range in the stomach, NOTHING happens to him, no body jolts, no blood, just nothing, I mean come on, talk about bad movie making.I could rant about this feeble excuse of a film for hours, but the truth is, no matter what you read in this review, or no matter what people tell you about this film, it is far far worse than you could even imagine, I would recommend watching it JUST to see how impossibly bad it really is.This film actually made me angry, angry that this piece of crap actually had any budget at all, angry that it even got the 'go ahead', angry about the whole-new levels of cardboard acting, I honestly think you could not make a film as bad as this if you tried! Now to try and erase the memory of this despicable film from my brain...

Someone in the UK mentioned this flick to me to see it. I did and I was surprised what I just saw. Not coming from the UK I don't know all the actors, sigh, that are in this turkey. A bit of research told me that the most of them are in the boxing scene. Whatever, the back ground is not important. If you are making a flick then you must know what you are doing. I guess the reason why it was released was the fact that Alex Reid, winner of the final series of the UK's "Celebrity Big Brother" was in it. And of course the use of almost pornographic material. Yes, you will see an old man with a belly running around with his dick naked. You will see a lot of fake breasts in extreme close up and the film starts with an almost pornographic scene. To make it shock, well, that part surely worked. There are also a lot of shootings, well, see them drop dead, I mean, fall. The worst acting is in it, the red stuff flows, there's a lot of bare fist fighting and boxing and of course a lot of dialects, so typical for British flicks. Nothing is explained, why she has to kill 5 persons, I just don't know. If you want to see fat bodies full of tattoos, some boxing promo and fake juggs, go ahead, otherwise avoid it.

If you were to rate this intellectually it would get a very bad review, but If you want to see loads of terribly fake death scenes, loads of boobs and nothing mentally stimulating as the plot is very basic then this goes for good hangover watching.I like the whole British feel about the film, some good location shooting of wee pubs, industrial parks and London's River Thames, there's a lot of British humour and small one liners which brings the whole film down to earth. Again i'll repeat this film is not to be taken seriously.There's a good pace to the film that probably kept me going and its refreshingly entertaining to see how poorly a film can be made; at times very stale acting, cheap props, too many things to mention.