Bag of Bones (2011)

Why so much hype?

The Worst Film Ever

I am only giving this movie a 1 for the great cast, though I can't imagine what any of them were thinking. This movie was horrible

It's simply great fun, a winsome film and an occasionally over-the-top luxury fantasy that never flags.

This is a garbage adaptation of an excellent book. In fact, I thought about throwing the book at my TV set as I watched it. Instead, I chose to vent my frustration in a review. Casting Pierce Brosnan as Mike Noonan was a big mistake. I felt no connection between him and the character in the book. His acting seemed forced and disingenuous. Sara laughs looks like a building built inside a studio surrounded by artificial foliage and set lighting. That pretty much sums the whole thing up, a big fake. Sara isn't laughing in this movie. Instead, she is crying at this dismal rendering of a good book. Whoever put this crap together should apologize to Mr.King and promise never to do it again.

I missed the opportunity to see this TV made film the first time, I was determined to watch it the next time, because I was told it was worth watching, I like the former James Bond 007 actor, and it was based on a Stephen King work, so lots of it sounded interesting. Basically Mike Noonan (Pierce Brosnan) is a best selling author, but he and his wife Jo (Annabeth Gish) are unable to conceive children, due to his low sperm count, but tragedy strikes when while he is at a book signing she leaves and gets killed by a bus, he goes outside and she dies in his arms. He is overcome with grief, and he always said to Jo that he could not write without her, so he develops writer's block, and he starts having nightmares of his wife and their Dark Score Lake, Maine summer home, so advised by his gay brother Sid (Matt Frewer) he goes to the house. Once there Mike saves the life of six year old Kyra (Caitlin Carmichael), he meets her young widowed mother Mattie Devore (Melissa George), and in doing this he gains an enemy in her estranged father-in-law Max Devore (William Schallert), he has been gain custody of Kyra after she shot his son dead, his son was trying to drown her daughter. While this is happening Mike finally starts writing again, using a photograph of Jo for inspiration, but he cannot help but notice the strange things going on in the house, the continuing nightmares and visions, he is sure the spirit of his wife is with him, but also the ghost of a 1930's singer called Sara Tidwell (Dreamgirls' Anika Noni Rose), who has been playing her records to get his attention. Max says he will drop the custody case if Mike no longer interferes, to which he agrees, and later the old man has his assistant help him commit suicide, and at the funeral he reluctantly attends for Mattie he meets elderly Edgar White (Leslie Carlson), who knew his grandfather, but also he knew Max in their younger years. He confesses to Mike that in the 1930's he, Mike's grandfather and a few other young men assisted Max in brutally raping Sara Tidwell, and her daughter Keisha was drowned, and it was moments before her death that she cursed the men and their descendants that they would all go mad in the future and drown their own daughters, and after dying they buried her body in the woods. Mike tells the story to Mattie, and she comes up with the theory that Jo may have been pregnant, she investigated the Dark Score curse and believed that with the bloodline connection there is a possibility he too would turn crazy and drown a daughter they may have had, and then suddenly Mattie is shot through the face and dies in his arms, her dying words were for him to care for Kyra. He gets the young girl in the car to get away, chased by Mattie's killers, only escaping when a storm causes a sign to fall on their car, back at the lake home he consoles the child putting her to bed, but then Max's spirit appears and tell him to fulfil the curse and drown her, Mattie's spirit also appears to thwart him. Finding clues left by Jo in his office Mike is directed to unearth the bodies of Sara and Keisha, douse them with lye and end the curse, he identifies the graves under in the tree shaped like a woman, the haunted tree (Sara) tries to stop him, but the opposite spirit (Jo) distracts her, so Mike is able to finish dissolving the bones, Sara's spirit is settled and the tree goes back to normal, and he says his final goodbye to Jo. Returning to the house he finds Kyra in the bathtub, and Max's assistant is there to attack and attempt to kill them, he manages to kill her, and Mattie's spirit appears to tell her daughter she is safe with Mike who will take care of her, and the next morning he announces he will adopt Kyra and raise her like his own child. Also starring David Sheftell as Young Max Devore, Gary Levert as Deputy George Footman and Jason Priestley as Marty. Brosnan does pretty well as the struggling writing straining after the death of his wife and trying to find a way to move forward while combatting demons - inner and demonic, for a television made production the story is actually surprisingly engaging, with the plots of a dark curse and spirits twinned with custody battles and human traumas it all adds up to an entertaining horror thriller drama. Very good!

I dislike Pierce Brosnan as an actor, for me he just always seems so wooden, and this miniseries is the perfect example of just how wooden he can get. This isn't helped by the damn awful script/directing/whatever that made this so boring. The plot scrambles around like a someone trying to find a needle in a haystack, haphazardly going in whichever direction it chooses and not really explaining anything to the author. After the story finally decided what direction it wanted to take, the ending seemed rushed and forced. I must say though, Anika Noni Rose was actually really great in this and maybe if they got to her part of the story an hour earlier and had more of her in this then it would have been a half decent mini-series. To be honest, Stephen King fan or not, this is most certainly not worth your time.

I haven't read the book, but i know Stephen King is a brilliant writer so I watched the film. I wasn't disappointed. I have to say, Melissa Georges character was extremely annoying! She was all over Pierce like a bad rash, that was the worse bit of the film. The plot, well, its a movie not real life! There were some jumpy bits, but overall not too scary. Its hard to believe that Pierces character would get away with certain deeds in the film, but obviously its not real life, so he does. I thought the little girl was a great actress. A very good performance by her. Pierce was very good too. I did find the rape scene very uncomfortable, but then i always find those sort of scenes terrible.