The Prodigy (2009)

It's hard to see any effort in the film. There's no comedy to speak of, no real drama and, worst of all.

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

It’s sentimental, ridiculously long and only occasionally funny

Through painfully honest and emotional moments, the movie becomes irresistibly relatable

Watching this movie was the equivalent of your eyeballs committing suicide. The poor sound and voices is similar to sticking your head in a jet turbine. If you are old enough to understand the story line then you will probably not make it past minute 5 intact. This movie reminded me of nuclear devastation. The panda drumming scene was probably less realistic than lipsinking without moving your lips. I phoned 911 and reported massive head trauma after watching. I know neighborhood lemonade stands more deserving of the profit this movie made. The day after I watched this I woke up to find out that a third of my internal organs had abandoned me. I enjoy even the worst of movies but my life has forever changed. Please spend a few dollars on your friendly neighborhood lemonade stands or something but do not support this movie. ★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆.

This movie really got my heart racing, my palms sweating, and forcing me to get the lube out for every scene I see in this movie. The way the characters move in this is like the equivalent of a porno, since the actors in pornos are very decent. I got this for Christmas yesterday, and my body sped up with joy, knowing that my sorry ass life was complete once I opened it up. To: Sean From: Mom Thank you, Mom. Now normally I don't go into full detail with what I do once I find movies like this, but the outrageously gorgeous HD from my Sony made the experience of "THE PRODIGY" a lot more enjoyable. The scene when Master Panda gets nervous and starts passing gas made me so throbbing hard, that I could barely hold my incoming semen rockets, but thankfully, I didn't make a mess. But my favorite moment has to be when Master Panda dances. I got so hard from that scene. The jam session was also pretty hot, but I felt was unneeded from this film. Still, this movie is a masterpiece either way. I suggest watching this film. You'll love it, and get hard. - Sean the Mouse

Anybody that gave this movie more than two stars is trolling. I have seen many films derided as the worst in existence, and let me tell you: This is the absolute worst. There are literally no redeeming qualities in this movie whatsoever.Animation: Looks like it was done in Poser. The cut scenes in Final Fantasy VII had better graphics.Plot: Dumb, predictable and boring.Voice acting: Stiff and lifeless.Characters: Differing between bland and annoying as f***. Jar-Jar Binks cannot hold a candle to the panda master.The ONLY possible redemption this movie might offer is some of the set pieces, but that will be squandered completely when you see the complete void of inspiration that are the jade, silver and gold rooms, one of which, I kid you not, is decorated with a giant down-to-the-details ripoff of the Mortal Kombat logo.The ONLY reason anyone should watch this is to increase your tolerance for pain. All of my friends question how I can sit through Battlefield Earth, The Last Airbender, Movie 43 and 2016: Obama's America without ever once wanting to gnaw my own leg off, and the truth is that those movies are all masterpieces compared to The Prodigy.IT IS THAT BAD.

In the movie "The Prodigy" True art on a level unimaginable by human intellect was performed. The voices were a symphony in my head. Animation so flawless I almost thought it was real. Finally, the plot truly revealed the message, kept the watcher engaged, and made true romance."The Prodigy" is about a panda who raised a girl to fight since she was young. She is now a teenager and falls In love with This boy who's father is very over-protective of his child. Unfortunately, a brother and sister united capture the boy to try and rule. Will The boy's father ever let them couple be? Will They save the soon to rule before his father gives in? You will have to watch to find out.The voices really got my attention. Every word as if the actor was really that who they were being. The emotion takes you to another world with the perfect lines to fully sum up the feelings in the moment. The metaphor in the lines, wrapped in the beautiful acting styles of those in "The Prodigy". Out of everything this with the animation took my soul and drenched it in a sea of tears along, with occasional humour along the way.As far as animations go even today, "The Prodigy" is still one of the top of the scale. The movement style was so delicate and careful. The fighting was, fast, intense, and kept you in your seat the whole way through. Such immense graphics with beautiful movements that even a human could not possibly pull off in that perfection that "The Prodigy" has accomplished. When you see the animation you will be even more surprised to see how much better things can possibly get with the plot.The plot truly made "The Prodigy" the hidden gem that is and will always be one of my favourite movies of all time. It deserves a Oscar for the work and dedication taken into the story line that stands up for woman and reveals you can do anything if you believe. many are offended from the rating it has currently received and some even go as far to blame something like a glitch or a group or 'trolls'. 'Trolls' for all of you less informed about the internet is a term referring to people who try to trick people for a cheap laugh. The plot truly symbolizes the romance between the boy and girl. The conflicts were things expected from Shakespeare yet, took the form of a children's "The Prodigy". You will love "The Prodigy" for it's creative humour. their have so much more to be said about the plot but, to continue I might unveil the best parts. Out of all "The Prodigy" should be named a classic for people of all ages.I would recommend "The Prodigy" to anyone with it's flawless sound, excellent animation, and brilliant plot.