The Million Hare (1963)

How sad is this?

Good story, Not enough for a whole film

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

The film never slows down or bores, plunging from one harrowing sequence to the next.

"The Million Hare" is a Warner Bros. short film from 1963 directed by the famous Robert McKimson and starring the voice talent of the even more famous Mel Blanc. This one already had its 50th anniversary a couple years ago and, even if others may think differently, I believe that this little movie is evidence of Looney Toons still going strong in the 1960s. Sure there could have been more wit, but the chaotic and slapstick comedy is still working nicely and pretty funny on some occasions, plus the ending is kinda entertaining. Poor Daffy! It is about two pals going against each other in a race to a television studio, so the winner gets one million bucks. Will our two heroes' friendship survive this race. Watch for yourself. I enjoyed it and give it a thumbs-up. Certainly worth seeing for cartoon lovers.

. . . and being a nice (or subtle) meanie. This "Merrie Melodies" animated short, THE MILLION HARE, does an excellent job of doing just that. Daffy Duck, staying "on vacation" (From what? Quacking?) at "friend" Bugs Bunny's home in the far boondocks, deftly models what being a mean meanie is all about. He steals his host's motor boat. He sets off an avalanche in Bugs' path. For Daffy's big finale, he snatches Bugs off the top floor of a high-rise, and gets him all cut up in an antique glass shop. Meanwhile, Bugs' interactions with Daffy are far more subtle. He accidentally-on-purpose sabotages his own boat. He puts PES (Performance Enhancing Springs) on his feet. Daffy falls off two cliffs and a high bridge on Bugs' watch. So Bugs remains the "good guy," while playing the part of a nice meanie to the hilt. Forced by his HAREless devious nature into becoming the mean meanie, Daffy continually self-implodes, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory at the very end. The moral of this story? Good guys may finish last, but bad guys pretending to be good will win most of the time.

Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny are sitting at home watching a game show on tv when their names are pulled out of the hat to take part in the million dollar mate race - a race between two friends to be the first to get to the studio and claim the prize. And so the race begins!Bugs and Daffy are two of my favourite characters and I do like that they have done a few cartoons together. Daffy is usually cast as cynical and bitter with Bugs, rather than the crazy duck that I actually prefer; but he's great in either role. Here he is the greedy duck and that sparks the race to the studio.The jokes are OK but they require Bugs to be as greedy as Daffy - something I didn't really buy in this cartoon, but it doesn't matter too much. The gags are based around one-upmanship between Daffy and Bugs and they are quite funny even if the material isn't that great.The cartoon is amusing and features two of the funniest characters from Warner Brothers. Even if it isn't the best example of what they can do it is still worth seeing and has a good punch line.

A parody of game shows, buddy flicks or chase films? The cartoon never quite decides, and by the end, much of the potential humor is lost in this tired, pedestrian effort by the dying W-B production team. Twenty years before, the story idea would likely have been tossed out--the fact this was made indicates the lack of inspiration that had overcome Warner Brothers. Not surprisingly, within a year the original W-B studio production team would close down.