Miss Cast Away (2004)
A plane carrying beauty contestants crash lands on a deserted island. Captain Maximus Powers and co-pilot Mike Saunders have to take care of their passengers, while avoiding the dangers of Jurassic Pork (a giant prehistoric pig) and a group of apes busy trying to relaunch Noah's Ark.
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Absolutely the worst movie.
A lot of perfectly good film show their cards early, establish a unique premise and let the audience explore a topic at a leisurely pace, without much in terms of surprise. this film is not one of those films.
It is encouraging that the film ends so strongly.Otherwise, it wouldn't have been a particularly memorable film
holy sweet murder this is quite possibly the least funny movie i've ever seen. you can take my word for this as truth because it's playing on television right now. it's really one of the most pathetic productions i've ever seen. there is not a single redeemable aspect of this flick. it just lacks any humor whatsoever. the only good thing it possibly has going for it is that it's so unfunny that it's wholly unmemorable. in fact, i just sat through some ridiculous sub-plot and i can't really tell you what went on. the only reason i can even possibly remember having seen this movie is because it's so absolutely humorless it will stick in my mind forever based on that alone.an absolutely must miss. if your friend wants to show it to you, shoot him and save yourself the boredom.
While traveling with a team of misses for the dispute of the Miss Galaxy, the airplane piloted by Maximus Powers (Eric Roberts) and Mike Saunders (Charlie Schlatter) crashes in an isolated, where lays Noah's Ark protected by the Jurassic Pork. While the group fight to survive, alien apes plot to use the ark to destroy the human race and dominate planet Earth.I like parodies, but "Miss Castaway" is an offense to human brains. The awful story and the special effects are very, but really very bad. There are spoofs with "Lost", "Castaway", "Jurassic Park", "Sixth Sense", "Titanic", "Planet of the Apes", "Raiders of the Lost Ark", "Congo", "MIB", "Perfect Storm", "Austin Powers", "Jaws", "Mission Impossible", "Close Encounters of the Third Kind", "Star Wars" and "Hulk", but the problem is that most of them are very silly and not funny. In the end, the trailer is better than the film. My vote is four.Title (Brazil): "Missão Quase Impossível" ("Mission Almost Impossible")
Okay, I think we're all agreed that Michael Jackson was the low point.And the special effects too. But, please, keep in mind that this was NOT a big-budget film, okay? Not every film gets as much of a budget as Harry Potter or Star Wars.However, I thought it was pretty funny altogether. B-? Nothing that would, in my opinion, waste your time.Parodies are always fun to watch, and just because it wasn't big budget doesn't mean it's bad.I think this was a good movie, if weak at some points.Hope this comment helps. ~Angela
Really a spoof film. Fun and just plain old cool! Eric Roberts is the man and has a few funny moments. They actually got actors that are really good but a weird movie to boot. They got Eric Roberts & Charlie Schlatter. Two actors that were in great movies. If you are a Eric Roberts fan or a Michael Jackson fan, you should buy this DVD. Go to the website and buy it! It also has great bonus footage and Top secret behind-the-scenes from the Neverland Ranch! A must watch! Different and just plain old cool! Very cool and just going to be a collectors item for sure. Out of 4 stars a solid 2 1/2. Not all that good but very fun! Thanxs for the memories! Funny!