Porn Star Zombies (2009)

Simply Perfect

i must have seen a different film!!

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

The film's masterful storytelling did its job. The message was clear. No need to overdo.

A friend of mine got this on DVD thinking it was a sexy horror. So we watched it on Halloween.Let's just say it was like watching a college production of a poor film. The make up was terrible, acting terrible and plot line bizarre.To be honest I thought it was something from Youtube. That it was a movie for laughs. There was some funny one liners but in the end it was terrible.I wasn't scared however what caught me off guard was a movie trailer about a homemade video of a group of people being tortured. Now that was a bit scary and gross.

In the process of making a low-budget porn movie, the actors involved turn into zombies and trap the remaining members of the cast and crew inside the make-shift studio. So much for the plot. Now, while I honestly wasn't expecting much from a film with the title of "Porn Star Zombies", I had hoped for something a little sexy or witty. Instead, what I got was sleazy and vulgar. The acting was terrible, the camera shots were extremely basic, the zombies looked ridiculous and the dialogue was one filthy one-liner after the other. And while some might find vocabulary of this sort hilarious, I thought it was all rather dull and boring. Now don't get me wrong, there are some people who love this type of crude humor. But I'm not one of them. In any case, if you like films that cater to the "least common denominator" then this is something you really need to watch. Otherwise it's just a waste of time and you should probably avoid it like the plague.

I thought this movie was fun. I watched it with a group of people, and laughter filled the room the whole time. There are so many clever one liners, and the music is incredible. Is it supposed to be a soft core porn? No! Was it supposed to be a serious zombie horror? Nah! This is clearly the kind of film that people will look back on someday and call a "cult classic." Its satirical and comedic themes shine throughout. I would personally call it a horror comedy: it is silly, crass, low budget, and it has a "grindhouse" feel that most higher budget films WISH they could pull off but often fall short. The B&W adds to its charm....Clerks meets Night of the Living Dead; but, Keith Emerson is not trying to be Kevin Smith. His style seems very distinct and original. I can't wait to see more horror comedies such as this one: it goes to show that oftentimes genuine, low budget horror films end up being more successful than the high budget, action ridden, dumbed down theatrical movies that appeal to most Americans today. If you want to see something different and have an open mind, I highly suggest this artsy film.P.S. If you are going to write reviews: get literate, and make sense if you are writing sentences. I couldn't understand even half of what the previous reviewer was saying. And the music is not just riffing and dreadful zombie tones. Were you even listening or watching...at all? FAIL.

I have a friend here that made a zombie movie called Stink of Flesh and it's like Dawn of the Dead compared to this mess. The "star" Keith Emerson (no not Emerson Lake & Palmer)did everything including the music which is basically him riffing on a guitar or singing dreadful "zombie" lyrics in a very atonal way.The film is in b&w and color and does have some gore including a woman biting off a guy's you know what then chewing it. But sex is only near porn not hardcore. It would not help if it was. The "actors" are more like horror fans putting on a home movie than porn actors who are nowhere near as bad as they are. I can only recommend to really bad film completest.