Darkon (2006)

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Good movie, but best of all time? Hardly . . .

Admirable film.

A lot more amusing than I thought it would be.

I'm sure there are folks who will be dismissive of the Darkon members, I don't think they understand it. I'm not one of them, I'm not of Darkon, nor anything like it. But there is something about it that connects. This is a documentary half way between "isn't this sort of cool" and "aren't these people weird?" It's probably too long, but that's a minor matter. I think the essential part of it is the point that some people in the modern world sort of miss our past. We live in a very high tech world, how many of us get angry as hell when the broad band goes out? And yet, fifteen years ago, there was no broad band.And as hard and as difficult life may be, things like broad swords rather than broad band, really aren't a part of it.I think this documentary, well, documents a part of our minds coming to surface -- that the cyber world doesn't necessarily satisfy all our instincts. These guys are kind of into Dungeons and Dragons, and Excalibur, and history, but also mythology.I think you can call them just big kids, refusing to grow up, but I do like the way the movie progresses, a kind of drama is accorded to some things that are obviously silly, to one outside the society. I'm not in it, so I can hardly say, but I can see why they do these things. I think it helps break out of every day life, and touch the past, and touch the myths.To answer why in the world these people do this is to answer why there is a mythology and stories of witches and fairies and goblins and on and on. I think these are folks who revel in mystery and history and alternate history, and maybe just plain old revel.My take on it anyway.

I shaved during the movie but it seemed like a real movie so after I shaved I trimmed some unnecessary body hair, all in all I felt clean afterward. For some reason there must be at least 10 lines before you can submit a comment. So I thought about what else to write so here is what I purchased at Walmart yesterday: eggs, milk, various types of chips, bananas, oranges, apples, concentrated fruit drinks, triscuits, wheat thins, 2 loaves of bread, steaks x6, 2 40 oz bags of skinless/boneless chicken breasts, frozen peas large variety, frozen corn large variety, frozen mixed vegetables large variety, my wife's ridiculously overpriced bottled (probably tap) water, many types of frozen dinner family size for my complete lazy days, and random pizzas for the kids. Sad to say but this is all from memory (photographic) what waste of mind-space.

"Everything a great documentary could be"?? Yeah, if one is deaf, dumb, and blind. Everything but meaning, wit, visual style, and interesting subject matter. Aside from that. . .Seriously, volken. This is a movie that is completely inauthentic. An adventure doc with no adventure, a war doc with no feeling for war, a campy send-up with no trace of wit. It means nothing, feels like nothing, and carries the implicit message that absolutely nothing matters. No wonder it has so many IMDb fans! Of course, going in you know a movie starring the great Skip Lipman will have no culture, no intelligence, no wit (other than a corrosive adolescent jokiness), and no recognizable human emotion — just adrenaline. "Darkon" isn't a movie -- it's a panic attack! Avoid. There too many real documentaries and too little time in life to waste it on toilet build-up such as "Darkon".

The first twenty minutes or so I was laughing at the absurdity of it all. But after relaxing a bit and just kinda of flowing into the idea of what it is these people are doing I enjoyed it. If you think about it, all these people are doing is making movies without the camera on a minuscule budget. I thought of all the people that hate their boring lives (which face it most of ours are) and these people are just doing something that however ridiculous makes their lives a little more interesting. Even their kids seem to be enjoying their parents play although I hope they are teaching their kids the difference between the two. I personally think it a little disturbing with how seriously some of them take this so-called game. However some of the others are just having a good time which I am all for. As Americans (or as humans for that matter) it is our right to do whatever the heck it is that makes up happy no matter what everyone else thinks. So enjoy this weird little gem of a film that I just happened to have seen on the IFC channel. Whatever you do, don't judge this too quickly.