Kill Them and Eat Them (2003)

Undescribable Perfection

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Absolutely the worst movie.

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

This video does a good job of making itself entertaining to those who love ridiculous low budget movies. It's part horror and and part spoof. It's shot with a handheld video camera, so if you aren't a fan of shaky cam, this is not for you. My biggest complaint is the audio quality. It sounds like they only had the on camera mic, so dialog from across the room is often indiscernible making the plot hard to follow at times. Even if you don't always know what's going on, it's still entertaining. There are lots of goofy one-liners and nonsensical props. They often times go out of their way to to point out how little they had to work with whether its commenting on the child's microscope set or their guns which are very obviously held together with duct tape.The soundtrack is solid and the infection animations are entertaining. For what this was and considering the budget they obviously lacked, I had a good time watching this and telling coworkers about it.

What we have here is the story of science gone spasmodic, as the demented Dr. Gore (his real name is Williams, but Gore is certainly more appropriate) carries out his experiments. Once gainfully employed by an all-powerful company known as The Company, he bailed when his experiment started raising eyebrows, and is now out to gain his mad-scientist degree on his own. Aided by an assistant even madder than he is, Gore is busy transforming homeless people into decaying "skeletoids" who will do whatever he tells them (including grocery shopping).The acting is calculatedly amateurish (the entire cast seems to have been fed a steady stream of grade-Z horror films) and the dialogue clunkier than a 1960 Dodge. But the film's also got plenty of wit; when the evil assistant explains his nefarious plans, he hits one of the best reasons for using cannibalistic zombies to do one's dirty work: "They'll conveniently eat the evidence of any wrongdoing." Gross, sure. But the whole thing's a hoot.

Typically when I begin watching a movie like this, I don't expect much. When the first scene materializes and I notice it's being filmed digitally with a handi-cam, I'm not the type of person who's going to just turn it off.However, in the case of this movie I think I may have made a terrible mistake. I usually really enjoy the C and D's of our favorite genre, but this looks like it was made by my cousin.The acting, oh my, was amazingly bad. I can't express to you enough just how bad the acting is.There is actually a part where a mutant gets his hand cut off by a thrown rock. A thrown rock people.I'd like to continue, I just don't think I can. See this one at your own risk.

If this is a horror movie....i don't know...i laughed so much...it's filmed with hand-cam or something like that...the "monsters" are funny...very funny...like some guys in Halloween masks...no special effects...OK, there is some, but with this zero experience i have, i can make them too....so, forget this movie...for real;) I like horror movies, but this one was a funny thing...i really can't understand why are these movies...or for who or for what are they made...i'm talking about this one and some others at this level. If you have a sense of humor, than watch a little bit of this...laugh...and simply forget it, there are a lot of good movies waiting for you....:))