Are We There Yet? (2005)

Good concept, poorly executed.

Don't listen to the negative reviews

A Disappointing Continuation

Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

Iv'e reviewed this flick at least twice on here on my old IMDb accounts which i forgot to delete, but whatever.This is a new review after streaming this flick a lot of times.There's a lot of movies that iv'e brought on Amazon Prime Video which i regretted and deleted due to them being total rubbish, but 'Are We There Yet?' is not one of them, i love this movie, the more you watch it the more hilarious it is, it is never boring, the dialogue is 99% clean and it's just a fun New Year's flick. I still think that there are a couple of stupid scenes (the scene with the fake deer and the scene where the boy goes to the toilet on the woman's face) those two scenes could have been excluded, but the majority of the flick is brilliant. Movie reviews are subjective because everybody has different individual opinions.'Are We There Yet?' is comedy! and hilarious comedy at that! If you want to laugh i recommend this movie, but as i said everyone's taste on comedy is different. There's a lot of movies that are only worth renting, but this film is worth BUYING!

This was a really lousy and unfunny movie. It may sound funny, but it's not. They didn't put any heart into their humor. They were just trying to be funny! Like for example, a kid throws up in the car. Also, it was pretty boring in the beginning and it dose'nt get much better. There were only 1 or 2 funny parts, but that's about it. Home alone is much, much, much, much, much, much, better than this lame piece of garbage! I like the 4.5/10 it has. That might change soon. There are many names to call this. Heartless, fail, Lack of humor, lame, etc. So overall, this film was a flop. The sequel wasn't any better than this. I wasted $1 on this. That's all, I give this a 3.5/10-3/10.

One night I sit down to watch a movie with my siblings ( ages 8-14, myself being 18). Normally I enjoy kids movies because they're filled with uplifting, funny, cute moments and my siblings love it. So I decided hey, why not this one? Well.... I found that the humor was crass at best, if not downright stupid. It was completely filled with moments that tried to be comical or clever but consistently fell flat. I was extremely disappointed. In fact I'm actually so disappointed that I started writing this review in the middle of the movie. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse there is a projectile vomiting scene that I can only guess is supposed to make me laugh? Followed by a deer beating someone up... Really? Oh then of course the car has to blow up. In closing, do yourself a favor and don't watch this movie. I might add that none of us liked this movie, I didn't and not even the 8 year old enjoyed it. Just don't.

Alright, I will admit that this "movie" might be funny for little kids. Very little kids who can't reach the DVD player to turn it off. However, if you're an adult with a properly functioning brain and you thought this movie was anywhere near funny, you should just go jump out of the nearest window. Seriously, we need to stop going to the movies and supporting this junk. Movies like Kangaroo Jack and Are We There Yet? make lots of money at the box office, yet quality kids flicks like The Iron Giant and The Nightmare Before Christmas get shafted at the theaters. That reflects on the movie-going public for not doing their homework before going to see a movie with their own kids. There's a lot of inappropriate humor that isn't even funny in this pile of crap. I feel sorry for Ice Cube, Nia Long and Jay Mohr. Why even bother? Were they really that starved for cash? Or did they have a whole bunch of people say "you know what, I think you should star in a lowbrow kids comedy that makes you look like an idiot with lots of bodily function humor. It'll be great." Yeah, right. The plot isn't even important in this waste of time. Even if someone runs up to you in the street and shouts "Hey, I'll give you ten bucks to watch this movie!" you should still consider it very very thoroughly. Your brain depends on it. Hey, I'm all for lowbrow humor when it comes to some movies. But there is no excuse for something like this existing and making as much money as it has. If you really want your kids to love the movies, show them The Incredibles or James And The Giant Peach or anything but Are We There Yet? Trust me, your kids will be cooler for it in the long run.