Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010)

People are voting emotionally.

Good , But It Is Overrated By Some

In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.

It's an amazing and heartbreaking story.

No spoiler, the title is extremely accurate. A tremendous cheeze-ball B- movie that delivers every tumid, vacuous thing the lowest part of one's brain desires. There's (primarily)large firearm based violence coupled with copious amounts of full-frontal nun-udity. The nuns are young, attractive and play their parts with aplomb. This kill-em-all revenge flick otherwise follows the expected, pedestrian course through to it's complete end. A stout 6, the highest rating I will give to a B movie.

It's Nunploitation time as director Joseph Guzman is inspired by Tarantino's Grindhouse and comes up with this sleazy, cheesy, violence and titty fuelled revenge flick.Sister Sarah (Asun Ortega) is a nun taken by some gangsters forcibly drugged and taken into prostitution with the help of a corrupt clergy involved in drug trafficking.Sister Sarah gets a drug induced message from God that tells her to kill all the sinners and that exactly what she sets out to do. Her guns are small initially but the weapons get bigger and the church hire the gangsters to stop her leading to a showdown by the people who forcible raped her.Nude Nuns with Big Guns knows that with violence you also need plenty of gratuitous raw flesh, mammaries big and small, strippers, lesbian lovers and unsavoury rapists. This is exactly what it delivers.There is not much of a story, there are lots of lulls in the action as we take time out to see some more nudity and the bad guys are reprehensible but you know Sister Sarah will offer divine justice.

I figure this was suppose to be a grind house type film, based on the obvious similar soundtrack to Tarantino's 'Grindhouse', and various scenes throughout the film. Yes NNWBG was a low budget feature, but what a feature it was. A cheap, sleazy, smack to the senses. TONS of gratuitous nudity and violence throughout. NNWBG is a film about, a group of nuns who work for the church as packers and mules for a small drug cartel or in this case a Mexican motorcycle gang. Asun Ortega stars as our main protagonist, who for reasons unknown steals a brick of coke from the gang during a run with other nuns. This is quickly discovered and Ortega is shot on the spot, but survives, she is then used and abused and shot full of drugs on a daily basis. Ortega then believes she has been told by God she must be his avenger and kill all who sin, and believe me she kills em all without mercy. Head shot aplenty! This film is definitely not for the kids so keep them away...far away. There's also a few rapes in this film, with one suggesting that one of the victims was underage, being that she was raped in front of her mother and later the suggested teen is passed off (nude) to a lower level gang member, so if this sort of thing bothers you, steer clear of this film. I enjoyed this film for what is was and for what it clearly set out to be. I'm nowhere near shallow, I've seen and love many films, such as 'Terms of endearment, Oldboy (the original),and recently The Revenant'. But Nude Nuns With Big Guns I see as one of those guilty pleasure type movies and I can't wait for a sequel! Side note: Asun Ortega has one of the best butts you'll ever see......OK, now you can say I'm shallow lol.

If the title doesn't grab you in how's this for an opening sequence - the scene an empty desert where several tough hombres from a biker gang watch a bus arrive . A priest departs from the bus and lays down a suitcase . A biker opens it and finds a bundle of drugs but there seems to be a bundle missing . Outraged he runs in to the bus and asks the three nuns if they stole his drugs before shooting one of them A simple revenge plot that sticks out from the norm because the revenger out on a mission is a Catholic nun . Add to this that every scene must have full frontal female nudity , lesbian sex , rape or murder then you can perhaps jump to the conclusion as I did that this is a deliberately tasteless black comedy with an emphathis on violence you'd see from Quentin Tarantino or perhaps more accurately Robert Rodriguez . Director Joseph Guzman obviously had a lot of fun making the movie but unfortunately the fun isn't translated all that well to the audience and what probably started off as a good idea starts wearing out its welcome more quickly than it should have . I can see the point of the film trying to outrage the pious but the excessive violence and sleaze started to bore me long before the end credits came up