Who's Your Daddy? (2005)

Save your money for something good and enjoyable

I wanted to but couldn't!

Don't listen to the negative reviews

All of these films share one commonality, that being a kind of emotional center that humanizes a cast of monsters.

Chris, an adopted son of a moral family, a loser whom works at the school newspaper with Kate (Christine Lakin from of the awful sugary "Step by Step" show of the now thankfully defunct ABC's TGIF line-up), finds out that he's just inherited a porn empire from his biological parents. He loses sight of what true friendship and love is and blah blah some other nonsense. He also has to contend with an Uncle who wants control of the family business and a shifty lawyer (arn't they are?) A slightly below average teen comedy that steals from better teen comedies (the opening alone is HIGHLY American Pie-esquire), bops you on the head with the moral every chance it gets, and wastes the only star talent it has (Wayne Newton, Lin Shaye, and if i'm really stretching the star word, Martin Starr of "Freaks and Geeks", and Justin Berfield of "Malcolm in the Middle"). It's not bad exactly, but it's far from good.Eye Candy: a few extras get topless My Grade: C- Where I saw it: Starz on Demand (available until September 29th)

This movie is an average Teen Movie. With no name or experience actor this movie doesn't quite make it into the cool movie zone. Though the movie is ain't that bad, at least not 4.3/10.Story: An adopted school nerds became a Hugh Hefner overnight after he inherit the porn empire from his true parent.The boys casting was kinda disappointment, they ruin the mood of the movie (maybe because they look too young.) Anyway the movie can make you smile especially with Ali, she look gorgeous here.Overall: The movie did quite make anything right that is the main problem , (everything was copy and paste from here and there). You Mighty Like It So Give It A Shot.The other problem is the is no characteristic and feeling between the character and the viewer.Rating: 5/10 (Grade: 5/10)

Brandon Davis stars as Chris Hughes (or Chris Mack), a nerdy high school loser whose only wish is to know what it is like to be popular. Soon, a lawyer name Michael Hunt (yeah, Mike Hunt) shows up on his doorstep and tells him his real parents have been killed in an accident and that he should be at the reading of their will. It turns out that his parents are Peter and Honey Mack, the publishers of a very successful adult magazine named Heaven, complete with "Angels" as centerfolds. Of course, the antagonist is trying to get the company for himself and will stop at any means to get it, in this case, his Uncle Duncan.This movie started out with some gross out humor, similar to what you would find in American Pie, but less funny, and ended up being more like The Girl Next Door. The main problem here is that it tried to hard to be funny. It was reasonably funny but most of the movie could have been polished up and Brandon Davis was too over the top as a geek. Ali Landry played a great centerfold (as she probably would be) and Wayne Newton played a great, but short, role as an adult magazine CEO. His magazine, Heaven, is supposed to be Playboy, or like it. Painfully obvious with the smoking jackets, mansions, etc.Bottom line is, this movie is not one of the great comedies, but you could do much worse than this. If you are watching this because you are expecting nudity or a lot of sex, you will be disappointed. I can give about 6.5 stars out of 10.

This movie on the onset may seem like "just another one of those teen movies", but if you say that and not see the movie, you are losing out. Believe me, I've seen many a teen flick and been bored and disgusted with most of them... this is why during the first 10 minutes I'm thinking, great another American Pie rip off. Even the main characters physically look similar. Anyway, then the movies took off, increasing and surpizes and unpredictable twists and turns that made me think this movie does indeed have cinematic value and social implication. Not as deep as Apocalypse Now, but certainly up there with Fast Times, Risky Business, and Porky's (One that is). Anyway, one should never expect too much from a teen flick (don't go looking for Socrates or Plato), but this one makes good entertainment. It's definitely NOT garbage.