Nude for Satan (1974)

Best movie of this year hands down!

Absolutely the worst movie.

I wanted to like it more than I actually did... But much of the humor totally escaped me and I walked out only mildly impressed.

While it doesn't offer any answers, it both thrills and makes you think.

I've seen many of these 70's Satanic Vampire Lesbian Laden Castle romps, but this is one of the worst. It starts off interestingly enough. There's some good atmosphere, a creepy castle, terrified townsfolk - all the usual stuff. Once they get inside the castle, it turns into a hazy incoherent naked mess. What elevates sleaze like this to being enjoyable is a cast that weave their dreamlike spell over you and keep you interested. But "Nude For Satan" has no Helga Line, Rosalba Neri or Soledad Miranda. Instead we've got a lame "Dracula" who makes the magician at your kids' birthday party look horrifying and a giant paper mache spider that makes your neighbor's Halloween decoration look terrifying, by comparison. I couldn't make it all the way through.

If you go by its individual aspects this movie is terrible!!!!The cameraman appears to be drunk during most of the shoot and the visual effects are shoddy and the "spider" especially so. As for the plot line I have no idea what is going on, the dubbing doesn't appear to match the the screenplay and the script is of a very poor English.Taking all this into account it is one of the funniest films I've seen in weeks, with one of the most unusual sound tracks for any horror I've ever seen and some of the most random but hilarious lines I've heard. If this is on TV it is a must see but don't go out of your way.

Lots to look at, as you would expect from an Italian film. Supernatural in theme, not much of a plot. This is not necessarily a negative thing, considering how effective if worked in Dario Argento's "Inferno". Plenty of nudity from Rita Calderoni which doesn't hurt. Somewhat similar in gonzo style (but not as frantic)to Polselli's "The Reincarnation of Isabel". Worth a look.

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*Rita Calderoni gets naked a lot in this movie. She has a great body. Other than that I can't think of any reason to see this movie. If I had a gallon of vodka then maybe I could have gotten into the swing of things. One confusing scene after another with Rita getting naked through most of it. God bless her for saving this movie from the dumpster.So Rita and a doctor end up at a house that may be stuck in a timewarp or maybe it's the devil's summer home or not. I had a hard time figuring it out. They find doubles of themselves inside the house and other crazy things happen. Man oh man, where was my 12 pack of beer when I needed it? I'm sitting there trying desperately to figure out what's going on when I should have been just enjoying watching naked Rita. Wow, she looked good. She was in another headache movie called "Delirium" but wasn't naked nearly as often. Rita naked rating: 10/10. Normal movie rating: 3/10.