Chicken Park (1996)

Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

Highly Overrated But Still Good

Bad Acting and worse Bad Screenplay

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

I could go on to say what everyone else has said about this unfortunate skidmark on the underwear of modern cinema, but I think this video sums up Chicken Park pretty well.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5hqGCYEXEoWelcome to the "New & Improved" Super Fantastical Awesome Movie Review Show Starring Heller & The Budz. This episode the lads investigate the urban legend of Chicken Park, a movie so bad that Heller claims that the producers stretched from corners of the globe to eradicate it's existence. In a video store so far far away they stumble across what he believes to be the final copy in existence. The KingHit Studios team have been churning out videos for the past year, including the YouTube Award Winning Room 4 Rent. You can follow the team here or on their Facebook page.www.facebook.com/kinghitstudios

A moron goes to an island to find a chicken he lost, but finds himself in a park where some insane scientist grows dangerous giant "prehistoric" (?) chickens; the chickens seem to have strange sexual behavior. Will the mad scientist and his freak-show crew help the man in his endeavor?WHO CARES!This "thing" is painful to sit through. Bad spoof comedies are not something that come out once in a lifetime, but whoever thought this one up should be sentenced to watch it repeatedly, Clockwork Orange-style, as a punishment. An Indian coming out of a giant egg (?) saying "is this Dances with Wolves hoo-hoo-hoo" (or something to that effect), then running away? A girl coming out of nowhere in the middle of the jungle and seducing a postal worker? A giant gay chicken trying to sexually molest the protagonist? These are the kind of jokes shown through the movie, and I'm pretty confident that they would make even one on nitrous oxide stop laughing. What's disconcerting is the fact that it's impossible to understand for whom exactly the film was made: the terrible, terrible juvenile (not to mention moronic) humor seems to be made for not-so-bright young kids, but then the tasteless sexual references and the gratuitous nudity exclude that possibility.The acting is ridiculously bad. Jerry Calà, the protagonist, gives one of the worst acting performances I've ever seen: if something happens, whatever that is, he tries (unsuccessfully) to look surprised. Demetra Hampton and the rest of the cast are equal, or worse. The special effects are sub-video game level, the music and the cinematography are all abysmal.Do not, under any circumstances, watch this movie. You'll be sorry if you do.1/10

There are no words to justify a "film" like this. I'm Italian and I can say that in my Country Jerry Calà has always been famous for a particular kind on films, comic or surrealistic comedy, but he was always an actor and never director. Chicken Park is a shame for me like Italian. I hope Italian cinema continued to use Jerry as a comic (he is good, really!) and not like an artist. In any case, I can say that we have a director that are not so better than Jerry... his name is Ezio Greggio and his parody "Silence of the Jams" is probably worst that Chicken Park...See to believe...

Possibly the worst movie I have ever seen, Chicken Park is not improved by its vague attempts to be funny. It is maybe - just maybe - worth watching out of a sense of sheer horror that someone would make a travesty like this. From a deranged plotline involving the main character's fighting rooster to a somehow even more impossible senario with giant prehistoric chickens running down the characters and devouring them, this film can only be described as awful. If you have a burning desire to see a movie where a man is sexually molested by a giant homosexual rooster then Chicken Park is for you. The excrutiating awfulness of it aside, the chicken puppets aren't actually too bad. I can't remember why I hired it, but may I be protected from such a self destructive urge in the future.