Monster Brawl (2011)

Did you people see the same film I saw?

An absolute waste of money

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

After playing with our expectations, this turns out to be a very different sort of film.

I've never seen any real wrestling (not living in the US, and the whole 'wrestling' scene has low credibility amongst myself and my friends here in Europe). It seemed interesting, loving horror movies and such, however... At first, I was interested how this battle of the monsters would turn out, biggest let-down ever. Imagine the disappointment you get after opening a present, thinking it would be the one you were hoping for, but turning out to be THE thing you just did not want to get... The fights are like any wrestling shows I looked up, the one guy that gets the first beating wins (almost every time). The monsters have some back story, enough to keep you interested just long enough (that's why I watched the movie till the end). But in the end, the 'open' ending will not make you want to see a possible sequel(pray to God there will never be a second one), but instead wanting your money back for viewing it. Even if you ever can view it for a discount price (as I did), it sure isn't worth the money spent in producing it.

Sorry, I'm not going to go into a lot of detail here, because I've already wasted too much of my life actually watching (some) of this film. Trust me, I'm a fan of B-movie horror, cheesy films and everything in between. But believe me when I say this movie horrible on so many levels, that I really feel bad having ever even watched it.First off, it's not at all funny - I mean, at least cheesy movies you can expect a couple of chuckles, but I just sat there wondering how anyone could possibly enjoy this crap. Especially with someone like Dave Foley involved - you'd think they could write in a couple of funny lines - but not so much.It really felt like a 3rd grader wrote and directed this film. I mean I really wanted to watch it and like it, but please save yourself the trouble and don't. Seriously, I *love* cheesy garbage movies - movies that are so "bad" that they're good - but this just isn't even close to something like that. I've never written a movie nor do I proclaim to be able to - but I'm confident I could spend a day thinking about it and come up with a much better script and story line for this movie than the people that wrote this.

I heard bad things about this movie, but I was still very curious to see it. I'm so glad I didn't listen to the negative reviews, but this movie is good ol' fashioned cheesy fun. You got eight classic monsters (Cyclops, Swamp Gut, Frankenstein's Monster, Lady Vampire, Werewolf, Mummy, Witch Bitch and Zombie Man) that battle each other to the death in a boxing ring in the middle of an abandoned and cursed graveyard. Buzz Chambers and Sasquatch Sid are the play-­by play announcers. Before each battle, we see the monster's backstory and how they got there. Like I said, this would be great to watch around Halloween. If you wanna see monsters rip each other apart, I highly recommend MONSTER BRAWL!!!

Looked pretty interesting at the time of the beginning, and could actually seem quite entertaining BUT TBH KINDA ANNOYINGGreat costume art (All credit)Some actors made you cringeThe Hosts were dreadful, and just mita felt better if there was some one like Mike tyson and ben stiller as the judges, witnessing this dreadful prolong b movie, i can honestly say i pity the fool who made this film, and the result of the options that should of been, is i a better (primera película) As for the best character in this Flick, Frankenstein was indeed the best,and live long and prosperous Franky Boy.......RENT (dont bother) . but indeed Don't BUY ! cheeky chops