Celestino y el Vampiro (2003)
In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.
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hyped garbage
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In truth, there is barely enough story here to make a film.
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This story has more twists and turns than a second-rate soap opera.
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This is a must-see and one of the best documentaries - and films - of this year.
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