Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

I wanted to but couldn't!

Story: It's very simple but honestly that is fine.

Blistering performances.

Seduction Cinema's latest cinematic epic is yet another no-budgeted offering packed with simulated sex and not a whole lot else. Obviously using the 2001 remake of PLANET OF THE APES as a basis, director John Bacchus and his crew take the opportunity to poke fun at the characters and plot of the movie, as well as throwing in some predictable dialogue references and Charlton Heston moments into the blend.The rest is an often dire movie that will only appeal to fans who know what to expect from the studio's unique brand of less-than-stellar entertainment, i.e. lots of beautiful, typically surgically enhanced women engaging in mucho lesbian activity with nary a male in sight. Utilising a female cast which includes scream queen Debbie Rochon (sadly hidden in bad make-up and thus unable to take part in the sexual shenanigans), blonde bimbo Shelby Taylor, the sultry Darian Caine, and up-and-coming cult icon Misty Mundae, 90% of this film's running time consists of unconvincing staged antics as the various female characters lose what little clothing they have and basically fondle each other.Otherwise the film attempts to be a dumb comedy and succeeds more often than not, with loads of bad "banana" jokes and overacting like there's no tomorrow. Humour is particularly strained and lacking in all areas. Being a science fiction film the requisite special effects of spaceships flying through space and landing in forests are horrendously bad but somehow still appealing via some tacky charm. The "apes" consist of guys in jeans and shirts running around with ape masks and hands and the apparent ideal footwear for astronauts is a pair of trainers wrapped in silver foil. Often the acting is incredibly bad from the female cast members, check out the opening scenes aboard the spaceship for evidence of this - especially the girl playing the Russian. In the same scene, also listen out for special effects which have astonishingly been stolen from the computer game Doom (the sound of the door closing)! Eventually the plot evaporates completely and the inevitable 'wandering around in the woods' scenario takes over, complete with lots of bizarre and openly silly dance routines which smack of desperation. Meanwhile the various sim-sex scenes are totally unerotic with the seemingly bored actresses going through the motions and not even attempting to act convincingly. If fake breasts, fake tans, tattoos, and copious groping, all set to porn-film music, sounds like your idea of fun then you might enjoy this film - but probably not.

Anyone expecting profundity from a film called "Play-Mate of the Ape" is bound to be disappointed. And if you're hoping for scenes of guys in bad monkey costumes having sex with human girls, you're also going to walk away empty-handed. If, on the other hand, you're looking for about 90 minutes of baked humor and lesbians, then this might be just the kind of movie you're looking for.The plot is stupid, even by the low standards of porn - three lesbian astronauts crash their ship onto a planet where sentient apes rule. They're captured and forced into slavery, but are liberated by a lesbian chimp and her pink gorilla sidekick. Almost every conceivable excuse for a lesbian sex scene is introduced, and eventually, a ridiculously cheap-looking uprising breaks out.The sex scenes are all too long, and the production values are virtually non-existent, but luckily, this film has Misty Mundae, who is not only cute and sexy, but also possessed of incredible charm and a terrific ability to laugh at herself. It also helps that the writers were clearly having a ball banging out the script; the stupid jokes provide some welcome relief when the sex scenes become tedious...

So what can you do with 5 women who are willing to do very bad lesbian pseudo-porn, a dozen guys and all the leftover ape masks from the local halloween shop? Make this movie. Its bad, its supposed to be bad, but wow is this bad. If it weren't for Misty Mundae playing a girl stuck in a bad film, i might have simply turned it off, but she's actually funny and worth watching, (most of the rest of the film isnt).

*SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*I bought this DVD for two reasons. One, to see what all the fuss was about Misty Mundae. I've seen her advertised in many straight to video erotic movies and I had to see what she could bring to the party. Two, to see if Ape woman Debbie Rochon gets naked. I am sad to report that there is no Ape-human sex scene. In fact, I'm not even sure why they bothered with the Planet of the Apes angle at all. Why no Ape boobies? That would have been classic. But what is really interesting about this flick is Misty Mundae. Why is she being sold as a sex goddess? I had to find out.First off, Misty Mundae is the whitest woman I have ever seen. She is ghost white. Almost transparent. She should think about getting some sun. When I look at her, the phrase "Sex bomb" is not what enters my mind. Let's cut to it. She ain't hot. Her hair is flat and dull. She has no breasts! NONE! Her skin is so white it glows in the dark. So why all the hubbub about Mundae?Because Misty Mundae gets naked a lot and has sex with every woman she sees. OK. That's a good thing. Also, among the entire cast, she's the only one trying to act. I suspect the producers went to the local strip club and had a casting call for Horny Stripper 1, 2, 3, and 4 to fill out the rest of the cast. My favorite stripper/actress/softcore porn treat was the one named wonder Anoushka. She was the horniest of all the strippers. She ruled this planet.So basically "Play-mate of the Apes" comes down to six or seven scenes of softcore sex mushed together with some story of humans dancing to prove their worth to the Apes. Seriously. I chuckled at a few spots. As a softcore romp, it's pretty good. Whenever you hear the music kick in, you'll know that nakedness is on the way. Why blast music over the top of every sex scene? Half the fun is listening to the women moan with pleasure. In conclusion, I really don't know how Misty Mundae has carved out a piece of the erotic jungle for herself. Maybe I'm too much of a breast man to understand. But I have to give her credit for the amount of sex she has on the Planet of the Horny Strippers.