Beaster Day: Here Comes Peter Cottonhell (2014)

Sorry, this movie sucks

Good concept, poorly executed.

Beautiful, moving film.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Seriously, what's the point. Awful acting, awful plot, awful creature...dumb dumb dumb!

UK title - The Beaster Bunny. A giant rabbit is on a rampage at Easter, killing everybody that comes across it. No explanation as to why it is 50ft tall is given, but then that does not seem important here. Difficult to rate this one. On the one hand it's simply awful, in particular the "special" effects yet it is also hilariously and stupidly funny. It's fast paced with kills every ten minutes and they are pretty gory plus it has some gratuitous nudity. There is also a crazy Mayor, with a nod to Jaws. I have watched this for the last two Easters but will probably give it a miss for the next two. It's a case of being outrageously funny first time round but the laughs will wear thin with repeated viewings.

You can tell this movie was definitely very low budget... I'm suprised that this movie was even in the movie theaters, and that it Made $150,000 in Box Office!! It looked like some 4 year old picked up his phone and asked his family to help him make a Shit-Ass Movie. This movie was horrible, So horrible... I watched it another time just to laugh my ass off. Horrible acting, Horrible cast, Horrible angles! Horrible Film. The so called killer bunny look like a dead bunny on a stick holded by one of the master minds of this horrible film, waving it in front of a green screen and putting some sound effects you got off YouTube or Cregs List, Then editing it with their peice of shit computer. Hoping to be millionaires. Another thing that bothers me is that in the front picture the bunny looks awesome and also that it says "Worlds Best Horror Easter Movie Ever Released". Another thing is they don't show the killer-bunny actually devouring or killing its victims. It just shows them scream than just cuts to the person on the ground bleeding or just their head unattached, one was even still alive, split in half!! So Retarded.... One even screams, runs, turns around and starts to scream even more, while she had enough space to keep running, she just stands there and screams (The Scream sounded like it wasn't even her like it was off cregs list again) while the killer-bunny opens her shirt and she jiggles her tits around just so this movie could get atleast $1 in The Box office. Then later they show a girl get undressed in the woods for her boyfriend while he *peeks*! And he's like stop hiding.... then he finds her naked bent over behind a tree.... then he sees the "Scary" Bunny so he runs, gets away and dies because he chooses to smoke over survive. You Know this movie should be called "Cringeaster: Here comes Peter CottonGay (WARNING CRINGEWORTHY) The Movie. The 1st time I saw this I wanted to drink bleach. Kill Me Now..... Worst Movie In Ther World, If I got to make a tomato meter for this movie... it would be 2%

Epically the best worst film ever. Plot line. If ur tits are out your gonna die. such a fun film still curious wat the 150k budget was actually spent on though. New favourite film. I did have to read IMDb just to make sure it was a spoof but for cheering up a down friend there is no more perfect a film.