Haunted Trailer (2014)

Slow pace in the most part of the movie.

Excellent but underrated film

To all those who have watched it: I hope you enjoyed it as much as I do.

Yo, there's no way for me to review this film without saying, take your *insert ethnicity + "ass" here* to see this film,like now. You have to see it in order to know what you're really messing with.

"Haunted Trailer" tells the story of a very special family inhabiting a trailer, that becomes the victim of a demon and his curse and tries everything imaginable to get rid of all the evil energy.Now normally I don't give one star when I have the feeling that something is bad on purpose but in this case I simply don't know what else to do. This is just plain awful and if this were two stars then what is one? The film clearly didn't have much of a budget and relies heavily on the humor of a third grader. At a few instances there were a few nice ideas where the irony came through, but somehow that doesn't justify one and a half hour of scenes that will haunt you in your dreams. I notice that some people here see this differently and I fully respect that, maybe it just isn't really my kind of fun.All in all you won't miss much if you don't watch this movie. It's loads of trash and simple jokes. Decide for yourself whether this is what you're looking for or just spend your time on something better.

HAUNTED TRAILER is a dreadful redneck comedy with supernatural aspects, notable for starring world-famous porn star Ron Jeremy as an evil genie who emerges from beneath the earth to terrorise some real trailer-trash characters, forcing them to fight back in a battle for survival.This lame-brain comedy goes for the gross-out effect throughout and it certainly is gross, with scenes involving sexual deviance and Jeremy's face appearing in the toilet bowl. There's literal toilet humour throughout along with very bad acting with everyone going over the top, hamming it throughout. It's terrible unfunny and terribly stupid, and I hated every moment.

These 2 high ratings are undoubtedly from the creators. I have the highest tolerance of B movies of anyone i know, and this was easily the worst film i've seen in 10 years. I love thankskilling, I love almost anything troma, lionsgate and fullmoon produce. I am not hard to please in this department. So in case you think i'm being lofty, im not. I'm well familiar with schlock. Up until this "Hellroller" was the worst film i'd seen, and that film has almost unwatchable film and audio quality that you can barely see faces on screen. This film has more turd jokes than the infinitely better "Monsturd" film. That's saying a lot.I can honestly say you will not enjoy this film at all. This one is one of the few bad films I can say was a complete waste of time.There seems to be no script, it tries hard to be funny, but fails on ALL attempts. There are 2 redneck brothers who repeatedly make the dumbest gay jokes, and utter "momma owww" repeatedly, in addition to talking about their asses, nuts, junk repeatedly, and oddly not in a way that becomes entertaining. It's like a bizarre mix of three stooges comedy and spraying feces gags. The Momma character repeats her "God Dammit..." catchphrase and does nothing other than, woo look! a man in drag! Aren't we funny? If you were to describe the film, it might sound decent, which is so surprising why it fails on all accounts.Seriously, most pornos have better plots. I like to offer films to people I know which I consider "challenging", films that we hate each other for, and for that, it's perfect. I can see how these actors had a lot of fun doing this, but unfortunately it appears there was no structure to hold any of it together. Script, editing, or otherwise.This film at best will disappoint, at worst make you angry.It's not clever, not well done, has wasted cg effects, and ron adds nothing to this (and he usually does). It's not violent, it's not sexy, it's not funny, it's not unique. It's just a waste of time and I'm not sure i'd wish it on my worst enemies.If you want to challenge your capability to finish any film, check this out. You've been warned.

Upon putting on this film it will grab you by it's talons and suck you in. This was such a fun film to watch, every scene had me laughing more and more. Mamma was played by Joe Grisaffi which has to be one of the FUNNIEST damn roles I have seen in a long time. Jake Byrd gave a fun performance as Elvis, yes Elvis. Now, this is a total b-movie cheese fest. It's totally balls of the wall. Ron Jeremy is in it, and his role is hilarious as always. My only problem with the film is it didn't seem to stay on the plot, and whacky stuff just keeps happening to the fact it gets a bit overwhelming. But all in all, this is a GREAT film, highly recommended for those who love comedy and horror and cheese. 9/10