Bloody Mary (2011)

Waste of time

Really Surprised!

Absolutely the worst movie.

The biggest problem with this movie is it’s a little better than you think it might be, which somehow makes it worse. As in, it takes itself a bit too seriously, which makes most of the movie feel kind of dull.

There are approximately 171,476 words in the english language. None of them, and I mean NONE of them combined into sentences and paragraphs could articulate how deeply and passionately I hate this garbage. Why was this made? It is beyond laughably bad. It was like watching a car accident in slow motion, it was slow with no real pacing, and I couldn't look away.

Well I enjoyed this movie even though it was a low budget thrill. I feel it was in the genre of horror comedy. I enjoy a horror with a strong female lead, this is what Bloody Mary delivered.The characters in this movie were life-like and it didn't go over the top with drama like most other movies do. In fact there was no real sense of drama whatsoever. It had an almost sense of 'reality show' feel to it.It contains music video and tracks, perhaps this movie is supposed to promote some little known pop/rock singer. Overall it would probably appeal to teenagers the most as there is a hot lesbian scene at the very start which causes most people who are afraid of the sight of sex or a naked female body to switch off then and then, and there's is a lot of sexism throughout such as groping of butts and the female characters wearing sexy outfits.

This is going to be a short review since, well, nothing happened. I know the film is really low budget, but that doesn't mean make it like sh-t, my god it kills me to see films that lack heart and passion. I'm just saying, give me this films budget and I'll make the best damn film I can. Anyway, I always thought this was a porno, well it opens with porn, but slows way down after. If you think Mary's death is a spoiler, than you have problems.The film opens with one of the worst lesbian sex scenes I've ever seen. Literally that is the first thing you see, by the way they show everything. It even has some stock BS music playing over it. So a religious guy comes in and kills the two women, you know because murder isn't a sin. A guys fantasy right in front of him doesn't even faze him. And after that there was no script, just people talking, and occasionally bloody Mary walking around naked. She eventually puts panties on, but nothing else. Who would be afraid of that if they saw her. She's like Michael Myers, just slowly walking around, creeping in corners. Nobody would ever be afraid of her. And that's all that happens. This seriously started out as a ten minute porno, but some jacka** made it into a feature length film. It's trash a** garbage. I could remake it, and you know, put some effort into it, and actually make it a horror film, even though it is a p-ss poor story.Sorry for the language, it's just better helps describe this trash heap. Since when is there a prohibited word feature when I'm trying to write a review, I hope that doesn't effect my older ones.

I cannot believe how mad this movie made me!!!! Every character in it was so detestable there was no possible way Bloody Mary could of killed them enough times. The acting was unacceptable. The violence, which is why we would usually consider watching this in the first place, was almost laughable in quality. The pacing of the movie was unbearable. The only good part of the whole movie, Ron Jeremy, was such a small part.I don't understand how anyone that had any part of this movie can even show their faces in public. I'm ashamed that I even watched it, for free. If I paid to see it, I would probably be catatonic right now.In closing, I never expected to this movie to be great, I had low expectations going into it. But I did expect to be entertained and I was miserable the whole way through. Please please please avoid this trash!This piece of s**t will be banging on my rib cage for a long time :(