666: Kreepy Kerry (2014)

A Disappointing Continuation

Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.

A film with more than the usual spoiler issues. Talking about it in any detail feels akin to handing you a gift-wrapped present and saying, "I hope you like it -- It's a thriller about a diabolical secret experiment."

It's funny, it's tense, it features two great performances from two actors and the director expertly creates a web of odd tension where you actually don't know what is happening for the majority of the run time.

I saw a cool-looking cover with "666" and "supernatural powers" on it so I expected darkness and cool demons but it was definitely not that.After 10 to 15 minutes I realized I was mistaken. The awkward length of semi-naked man scenes revealed to me that this is some kind of b-grade homoerotic soft porn garbage with terrible acting and poor sound quality.10/10 NOPES!

666: KREEPY KERRY is another slice of softcore nonsense from B-movie director David DeCoteau. A real film it isn't. The story sees a bunch of the usual young and buff characters being assailed by a telepath which causes them to have psychic orgasms. The whole film is an odyssey of rubbing, caressing and self-gratification, with negligible plotting and terrible acting everywhere you look. It's good if you like tight white underwear, junk if you don't.

I am a straight woman who enjoys horror films and beautiful adult men. This monstrosity offered neither. The males in this gathering were too physically immature to be of interest, and the film had no plot. It consisted mainly of these boys touching themselves in a matter as though they were applying sunscreen to their chests in the most boring way possible. It was not sexual touching, it was monotonous and repetitive. I suppose if you want to watch somewhat fit teen-looking guys pose for the camera while moving in a way that even bores them, this is the film for you. I'm sure there's a market for that, but this mess does not belong among films identified as horror. The only horror here is the time one wastes waiting to get through the ridiculous undy shots to discover there is nothing else in the movie.

Okay. Let me start this review by saying I love low budget horror movies that are so bad to the point they're hilarious and fun to watch. This low budget horror movie however wasn't even funny and if I'm honest even the word bad doesn't begin to describe it. Now let me explain a bit about the plot. There isn't one. The end.I have just wasted 75 minutes of my life on this garbage, 75 minutes I will never get back. The entire movie consisted of the director perving on young guys. Seriously at times I was questioning whether I accidentally put on some gay porn instead of a horror movie. WHO GREENLIGHTED THIS?!?!?! I'm sure there are a ton of great horror films that could have been greenlighted instead of this junk. Overall, save yourself the torture, go watch videos on YouPorn for 75 minutes instead. They're guaranteed to have more of a plot and be more entertaining than this. 0 of 10