Vaulted: Films from the Yellow Ape Vault (2014)

Must See Movie...

best movie i've ever seen.

Although it has its amusing moments, in eneral the plot does not convince.

This is a coming of age storyline that you've seen in one form or another for decades. It takes a truly unique voice to make yet another one worth watching.

In the long & illustrious Tradition of Horror Hostesses, JOSEPHINE IANNECE as "Lady MacDeath" takes us through this 4 Film Horror Anthology with her Beauty, Her Humor, & Her Macabre Sexuality ! She wields these 4 Short Films with the Deftness of a Magical Magician ! In the 1st Film, JIM HAGGERTY's "Cold Dead Hand", "Penny", Portrayed by NATALIE BROOKS, is a Young Lady who has just moved into a New & Possibly Haunted Abode . Ms.Brooks is Excellent & has that Lovely Girl-Next-Door Persona with Tons of Ample Cleavage & When She unveils these Ample Orbs, they are, as Jerry & Elaine would say, "SPECTACULAR" ! BOB SOCCI is great as "Joe Brandon"; & NATHALIE BRYANT is a Wonderful "Debbie" & "Joe Brandon's Wife" ! JIM HAGGERTY makes an appearance, along with DENNIS NEWMAN as "Cops"; & "Pike' is BRIAN RICHARDS" . Excellent Cast & an Excellent Short Film ! Next is "Penelope" with ALEXA SERVODIDIO as a Disorientated "Alice"& SAL MANZO as a sympathetic "Sam"; along with lovely young actresses MADELYNE ROSE SCHMITT as "Penelope" & ASHLEY CASTAGNOLA as "Young Alice" . Wonderful Acting in a Powerful Psycho-Drama by BEN FIORE ! The SNYDER FILMS "A Farewell to Arm" is the 3rd Fabulous Film, with ROBERT M. SNYDER as the Overbearing "Old-Fart Father" to his disinterested Son "Robby" portrayed by ROBERT M. SNYDER Jr. in this wonderful Family-Fueled Short Film ! Finally Comes the Long-Lost Cult-Classic "Haunting Day" with the Grainy Film & Abrupt Cuts . It is Reminiscent of "Coffin Joe" Flicks & is set in 1978, with a Brilliant Score & Background Music ! It has "Demons", Naked Ladies, & the Reigning Queen of Horror, GENOVEVA ROSSI !!! Ms. ROSSI makes Her appearance Sans' Clothes revealing what is undoubtedly the Finest "Tush"' in Existence ! I tried to get Her attention by Calling Her Name & Waving; it was to No avail, due to the Modern Masterpiece Being "Silent" ! It's also in Black & White, But these Facts only add to the Aura of this Fine Homage to Horror Films ! There's Loads of Action & Naked Ladies Dancing & Dying ! One of the Lovelies even bore more than a Passing Resemblance to SUZI LORRAINE; but as the Film is at least 40 Years Old, I'm not sure that that's Possible ! I can't Recommend this Film Enough; & I can't wait to See "VAULTED : Fims From the Yellow Ape Vault 2" !!!