Flesh, TX (2009)

Simply A Masterpiece

Don't listen to the Hype. It's awful

The storyline feels a little thin and moth-eaten in parts but this sequel is plenty of fun.

Although I seem to have had higher expectations than I thought, the movie is super entertaining.

Usually even the worst kind of films have SOME sort of redeeming feature, but this is just painful from go to woe. Special mention must go to the appalling acting which is mostly caricature and NOT in a humorous or clever way. It's just pathetic and completely embarrassing. The terrible direction which has no idea about pace and timing. The awful sound which is consistently flawed and technically amateur. And then there's the abysmal script which should never have been written in the first place. Honestly, I've seen some crap in my time, but this takes the damn cake.

Sometimes just the title of a movie alone should clue you in to how bad it is going to be. In this case, it allured me in to see just how bad it would be. Yes, I am a glutton for bad movie punishment. Yes, occasionally B-budget flicks will amuse, gore out, might have a shining star in the making but guess what, this movie has none of these things. Simple plot, stop in the wrong town and run across a lunatic family that kills and eats people. OK, lots of room to make this good, right? Well, it isn't. The acting in this movie is possibly some of the worst around, almost like they were trying to act poorly. If this were true, then this group deserves the award. Mix that into a stupid story with potential to be silly, or gross and you come up with nothing? That isn't the only drawback though. I am unsure if the film makers allowed their 3 year old children to do the sound and video editing, but it is almost laughable at how bad it was. Clear echoes from multiple mics being used in scenes, cuts to the completely wrong sound effect for what was occurring. At times, it sounded like a different person was speaking then the character (in a dubbed movie type way). I really can't stress enough how poor this was and up until the end when a funny line was said that made me laugh (the highlight of the movie, btw) was "A female dog" Not a spoiler at all, just the phrase earned this movie out of 1 stardom. Yes, I am a positive person and find the good as best as I can. Don't be so kind and abuse your senses with this one, at all.

...the movie, or the review I just read.A person of even average intelligence can see early on this is a bad movie. I won't bore you with the details, because I'm certain if you have read what 'cometojammy' wrote, you'll get an idea of the IQ level of the people that sit through the entire movie.Therefore, I'm not surprised this incredibly illiterate 'cometojammy' person actually watched the entire movie. The atrocious grammar, coupled with the misspelling extravaganza, would indicate a person with minimal thought process capabilities.Naturally, a slow thinking, open mouth breather is going to take longer to figure out this is a very bad movie.It astounds me that people actually go through life with so little education.

This movie was absolutely a parody and an homage, and, as such, was very well done, I think.The acting perhaps lacks subtlety, but again, this is not meant to be your standard, dreadfully earnest spooker. If you're looking for a "serious" chiller, this isn't the movie for you.However, the cinematography is outstanding and the soundtrack is particularly topnotch. Additionally, Miss "Fancy" manages to be simultaneously spooky and tremendously erotic. Definitely recommendable for those looking for a lighter thriller to while away an hour and a half.