1313: Bigfoot Island (2012)

To me, this movie is perfection.

Good start, but then it gets ruined

I cannot think of one single thing that I would change about this film. The acting is incomparable, the directing deft, and the writing poignantly brilliant.

If you like to be scared, if you like to laugh, and if you like to learn a thing or two at the movies, this absolutely cannot be missed.

Wow Wow Wow this may be the worst movie I have ever scene it's all just shirtless men wondering around for way too long and sometimes the worst looking Bigfoot imaginable appears and kills him, every male character is shirtless for no reason and when they get killed the Bigfoot doesn't even seem to be in the same area as them the director was that lazy. About the plot it is almost non existent, it's hardly explained at all. THE BIGFOOT costume oh my I could have bought that on eBay for twenty dollars when it runs you can see it is obviously just a guy in some cheap suit. Every walking scene and every scene in general goes on too long, a walking scene in the beginning lasted at least ten whole minutes and a shower scene lasted at least four, Never watch this movie or you may die of boredom.

oh my god where do I start..do I really need to see a movie with every guy in it walking around without his shirt on...horrific acting,and it seems like every scene was of a shirtless guy walking thru a trail then getting sliced buy an obvious man in a $3 dollar gorilla suit....holy heck that's 76 minutes of my life I'm not going to get back..i rather put my hand in a deep fryer then to watch this mess..i think I would have a better time...if I could give it minus 20 stars I would..the only redeeming value was the lush scenery which was pretty nice...but other then that you are better off watching a 3 hour insurance seminar.the director was somehow obsessed with showing the same trees over and over.it was pure torture to watch.the first fifteen minutes there was nothing said.just some guy walking around with his shirt off.

I am a fan of new horror movies, heck I'm a fan of ones with hot guys in them, but this was just bad. The face of Bigfoot was scary and good so that's one 1 star, the guys were hot another 2 stars and the scenery was great another star, but as far as everything else went, i almost fell asleep 10 minutes in, enough scenery shots, get to the movie and learn how to create a monster. Huge kudos's again for the hot guys but my god this wasn't even a B rating. Huge fail and i had such high hopes. If i saw one more scene of the camera staring up at the tops of trees i think i was gong to scream. A 5 year old could redo this movie and make a better Bigfoot, and what is up with Red, really red Bigfoot what did he fall into a vat of red paint?

Talk about a video with no redeeming value at all. All you get in this home video is several white boys with no shirts attempting to act very gay and sexy running through the forest with each killed by a man in a very cheap and baggy ape costume. The editor uses the same footage of certain shots over and over again. A young teenage girl prays to the forest spirit and that all she does over and over and over again. Oh God please strike me with blindness so I could never blight myself by watching this offering from Satan's outhouse again! Believe me folks you would rather be struck down with smallpox than view this flatulence from the bowels of the Antichrist himself. At the end there is an attempt at acting that could be better compared by two infants blowing spit bubbles and regurgitating on one another. Im not kidding folks, this video is that bad. In conclusion, this film was not as enjoyable as dinning on my newborns messy diaper.