Corpses Are Forever (2003)

hyped garbage

Good start, but then it gets ruined

A Masterpiece!

This is one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time. You have to go and see this on the big screen.

If this movie could have focused, it could have been an entertaining little romp, filmed in Miami and Fort Lauderdale, with an excellent cast of grade-Z actors, including the homeless-man's Rutger Hauer, Richard Lynch, and the aging but still cute Linnea Quigley, among others.The biggest problem I saw in this movie was the lack of focus. Was it a James Bond parody, as you might expect from the title? No. THAT would have been cool -- what would a James Bond-style secret agent do in a world full of zombies? No, this is more Memento meets Night of the Living Dead meets American Werewolf in London ... with Linnea Quigley as some sort of undead Deus ex Machina.If you take into consideration the lack of budget (to the point that there are virtually no threatening zombies on screen and no threat of impending doom, until someone mentions it in dialogue), it's fun. If you try to judge it without those considerations, it's really really bad. So be kind! I'd rent the sequel, The Corpse Who Loved Me ... wouldn't you?

This movie was so horrible that I loved it. The movie's plot makes no sense whatsoever. It was supposed to be about zombies, but the zombies just stumbled around in the background. Somehow the devil gets involved in the movie. Also the main characters fighting moves are so fake. The movie also has a great James Bond spoof theme song. At the end of the movie there was some ghost lady that kept on giving the main character weapons and saying, "you owe me one." This part was really really confusing and stupid that it made me laugh. This movie was awful even for a B-rated scary movie. In the credits it mentions the sequel "The Corpse That Loved Me" which I can't wait to see how bad that movie turns out.

Straight to video. Why not straight to the trash bin? Jose Prendes directs, writes and plays two roles in this over-acted horror film. To be exact this movie is NOT even scary. Is there a crime concerning imitation of a movie? The Gates of Hell have squeaked open and it is up to a secret agent(Prendes) and a motley crew of military-types to close the open boundary and end the sure invasion of zombies. The agent is suffering amnesia and has chemically induced flashbacks of searching for his kidnapped son. Hard to tell which is the plot and sub-plot since this film makes no sense at all. As for the suggested zombies...they are small in number and so weak they fall down from the wind made by the missed leg kicks and karate chops of the super spy. Another case of believing the packaging describes the video inside. Other cast members are: Richard Lynch, Debbie Rochon, Brinke Stevens and Felissa Rose.

Corpses Really Act Poorly (C.R.A.P.) - Okay, so before I rip into this movie I want to explain why I gave it two stars. One star goes to Jose Prendes for having a good idea, and one star because it's a zombie movie. That's where my good will ends. The main thing that ruins this movie is our intrepid auteur Jose. His acting is only marginally worse than his martial arts skills. Watching the fight sequences felt like watching WWF. If a kick or punch landed within five feet of its intended target, it was a miracle. Our lead actor/director spends a good portion of the movie wearing a big felt hat that's about ten sizes to big for his head, trying to channel Indiana Jones or Humphrey Bogart in a sad attempt at Cinema Noir. Nice try, Jose, but you ended up being your own worst enemy. Get some actors next time, because your idea could have been interesting.