Chrome Angels (2009)

best movie i've ever seen.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

There are moments that feel comical, some horrific, and some downright inspiring but the tonal shifts hardly matter as the end results come to a film that's perfect for this time.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

Yes it is a B movie. Yes it is 100% absurd. Yes you need to turn off all mind/logic to enjoy it. But, if you can do that, you are in for a ride. There are times when it is amazing and others when it is laughable. In all, if you are watching this late at night, not having anything else to do, you can have a good time. I'm not going into story line details much, but it has to do with a gang of female bikers and how they end up in a scheme out of a sci-fi movie. (heh)Technically 7 of 10 (my score for this) is not accurate, my score is more of the fun I had watching this, not any technical or other aspects of this movie.

This is one of those comedy bad movies where you'll have a great laugh if you watch it with some mates but if you sit down yourself and watch it you'll just find it being switched off about 20 mins in and never touched again.The Plot has more holes in it than actual plot, you'll find yourself saying "whaaaaaattttt?" ever 5-10 mins without fail at each new portion of plot that's introduced and the mix of high and low quality as it switches from semi decent gun fight scene to a robot that looks like a mannequin from a cloths shop or the giant mech which is animated in cgi that would look poor in a ps1 game.This really is a great laugh to sit down with some mates and laugh at just how terrible it is, but outside of that this movie serves no purpose.Oh btw, if you do find yourself watching this movie keep an eye out for the scene when they're in the robot town supermarket at how they go past a guy pushing a trolley then a few aisles later one of the characters walks past the same extra with a different shirt on and glass's on his collar, now holding a basket who is visibly laughing himself as he walks by, they honestly couldn't even convince an out of work extra to be in this movie it's that bad.

Not happy with this one. It is one of very few movies that I have ever just quit watching and not felt like I missed anything, even with half of the movie remaining. The shame is that I've actually liked Dash in other movies that I've seen her in. The image quality was surprisingly high, but the plot and dialog were lacking. I felt no interest in the welfare of the characters while the dialog and plot were cliché-filled and the accents were completely off. I struggled to actually watch the half of the movie that I did watch. Even though I hate to be this down on things, I just felt the other review was misleading enough that there needed to be some balance. To sum it up, it's just not worth the time.

Satisfying…Worth the $7 Coke and $3 popcorn,If We had seen in a mall cinema.This film brings back The Robots unlike Terminator : Salvation.The cast is lead by Stacey Dash & Paul LeMat ,With a heart-felt role by Richard Lynch,Makes the most of unusual plot that actually plays out logically.If you squint you can make out the visages of Rhett Giles and Griff Furst (Leigh Scott buddies with big reps.) in disguise as bar no-goodniks .Paul LeMat (American Graffiti) is back as a evil genius robot maker,Surely what Walt Disney would have devolved into.Must admit Leigh Scott has matured in his craft,Nary a flaw in site for this Sci-Fi adventure.So,Summing up we get motorcycles,A lot of Down Blouse shots of all the actresses,Robot violence,Maybe a resurrection or two( Said very carefully !).