1313: UFO Invasion (2012)

Thanks for the memories!

Brilliant and touching

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

Adam? Adam? Aaaaaaadam? Aaaaaaaadam? And that's the first 90 percent of the film reviewed.After watching to the end I have no idea what this film was about. What happens? I have no idea except athletically built men turn up, walk around in their underwear, spend a lot of time looking for Adam, get tied up and writhe around on a bed...and the ending is equally amazing.I'm fairly certain all these 1313 movies are made for closeted gay men to have an excuse to get their kicks on watching hot young boys:(closeted gay man sits on sofa watching 1313: UFO Invasion)(wifey enters room while the TV screens hot young boy walking about in his underwear)WIFEY: What are you watching dear? CLOSETED GAY HUSBAND: Oh, just some show about invading aliens.WIFEY: Okay, dear. Sounds like something I wouldn't be interested in. I'll leave you to it. (wifey exits) (secret saved another day)

If you have 72 minutes in your life and don't care about wasting them, then this is for you. Netflix must have been paid to put this in their library. There is nothing Gay about this movie at all. If you want to look at a few hot guys and don't care that there is no story or plot, then go for it. Every guy wears white briefs by design, I guess and about every 10 minutes or so it's like ground hog the movie, just a different guy but same thing over and over again and again. I suppose the only reason this was put in a Gay category was because of the guys in it. They seem to focus on the guys chest and nipples. NO nudity or anything close to it and I can't see how they spent ! million making it. I think a 1st year film student could have come up with a better story. I think most of the production cost must have gone to Netflix for carrying this garbage. Thankfully Netflix has better things to watch in it's library

Quite possibly the worse movie (if you can call it that) I have ever seen. No suspense, no drama, no anything really. One guy shows up at the pool and announces he is there, but no one else is around. Rather comical. Another scene, you see the shadow of the camera filming as it backed up from two of the characters walking. There must have been a house rule about wearing only underwear, too. I found myself skipping ahead every five minutes to see if anything exciting happened. Nope. I saw a budget amount of a million for this movie. I can't see how they could have spent over $10,000. Must have been spent only on salaries they paid these people who worked on it.

The whole thing looks like a premise of a porn movie. And the premise goes on and one for more than an hour. Tedious and repetitive. We are treated with a big number of mostly naked man and too many close ups on nipples. Most of these men are only given a single line of text.The wholesome of the story is revealed in the first and the last 5 minutes. Everything in between is a naked wet men footage. Seriously, what the hell? Pretty much everything about this movie was bad, but acting stands out.I cannot recommend this to anyone. If you want to look at men bodies, go straight to porn sites, this trash is best be forgotten.