Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

I'll tell you why so serious

Admirable film.

Unshakable, witty and deeply felt, the film will be paying emotional dividends for a long, long time.

Very good movie overall, highly recommended. Most of the negative reviews don't have any merit and are all pollitically based. Give this movie a chance at least, and it might give you a different perspective.

Never will one find a better candidate for a cult film. The film starts strong with a really funny theme song (which gets 3 totally different versions during the film) which will have you singing along in no time and a intro scene that wastes no time setting the tone for the film. The cast comprises a really excellent group of comic talent that never falls short just because of all the improvising and the small budget.The sheer genius behind this film is astonishing. What if a really bizarre planet decided to attack earth by sending two (not-so) supreme beings, in purple pajamas, armed only with swords and a make-up compact to behead the entire human race in 2 1/2 days? What if you made the biggest use of your sponsorship budget by including repetitive and absurd product placement in almost every scene? You would get one of the funniest outcomes you can imagine.I cannot imagine how long most of the scenes took to film, because I would not have been able to finish half of my lines without cracking up. Not everyone get's this films humor right away, but stick with it as many of the dumb little things near the beginning come back to build into big laughs later on.The acting is good... and far better than most "B" movies will ever give you. Chris Parnell and Diedrich Bader give solid starring character performances, Michael Weston is not as solid, but works out well in the balance. The true star of this film is actually Tyler Labine (Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Sons Of Tucson...) as Kroker. Kroker is the funniest movie character ever.Do you and your friends enjoy exchanging obscure "one-liner" quotes with each other? Would you agree that sometimes more ridiculous is better? Have you ever pretended to be a giant stomping around and screaming (or laughed at someone who did)? If you refuse to answer any of these questions on the grounds of self-incrimination, then this movie is for you!Don't forget to stock up on Smirnoff Ice, Crystal Geyser and Sun-Chips before you start the movie - you will need them.

...but I can't. It's hilarious. It's stupid. It's disgusting. It's a guilty pleasure. I have seen many stupid movies, but wow, this was stupid. But I loved it, even if I try to hide it. It takes place when 2 aliens are sent to Earth to behead every human beings. The ways they try to behead all humans are hysterical, and the aliens IQ is not very good... And the fact that their swords shrunk to the size of an ant. They try to fulfill their mission before the mighty Croker comes to Earth to kill them, and all that stuff. Croker yelling all this stupid stuff is great, Kenny is hilarious, and My-ik and Du-ug's addiction to Smirnoff Ice is great. Could of gone without the women with hairy feet and unibrows, but it all adds up to be a pretty hysterical film. Croker is really the comic relief of the film. Throw in some irrogent cows, some nudies, some roommates who like to have sex, and a strange exercise machine, you got yourself one fun ride that is so funny you'd hate to admit you love it. But admit it, it is the first step of realizing you have a racism movie problem. NUDIES!

This is the dumbest most useless movie ever! Its almost like the script came from toilet paper some guy used in a stall. It was so unfunny it was uncomfortable to watch. It is the complete anti-thesis of entertainment. I have seen better productions in college and on cable access. Just absolutely awful all the way. There is nothing redeemable from this movie. This quite simply has to be the most moronic film to ever hit the planet.The dialog was useless and did not ever look realistic. Its as if the actors are reading in monotone off of a cue card. The acting was deplorable. It should be viewed at acting school as what not to do. I think all together it is a pure waste of film, waste of space and waste of time in video store or cable station in the universe!

Cheesy and low budget. Incredibly cheesy and low budget. Soooooo cheesy and low budget that I had to love it! "B" budget???? How about "Z" budget. But somehow it works for me! Even my 14 and 16 year old nephews loved it and recite lines with deadly accuracy. "I am Croker and I will crush you puny Earthlings!" Where do I find my Smirnoff Ice and univ-brow babes????? Our fearless aliens who visit Earth to accomplish their mission give new meaning to the word "moron." But then again, I found their characters to vaguely remind me of the simple minded aliens in Galaxy Quest. After a while I thought I might see a cameo appearance from Silent Bob and the Jay Meister! If you can find a video store that carries a copy, rent it!