Killing Hasselhoff (2017)

A brilliant film that helped define a genre

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

It's the kind of movie you'll want to see a second time with someone who hasn't seen it yet, to remember what it was like to watch it for the first time.

It is an exhilarating, distressing, funny and profound film, with one of the more memorable film scores in years,

I like Hasselhoff - he's not afraid to make fun of his image and has done some really good stuff in recent years.But this film is pure junk right from the outset.The acting is awful and the comedy unfunny. Whoever the lead character is (can't be bothered looking him up) is not a good actor and is ridiculously childish in the way he tries to force humour where there isn't any.Don't bother wasting time or money on this rubbish.

A struggling nightclub owner resorts to desperate measures in order to pay off a loan shark. A WWE Studios Film starring Ken Jeong and David Hasselhoff? It must be an instant classic for sure right? RIGHT? I mean common people did you expect anything good from this? The acting is bad as i was expecting, the plot makes no sense and the jokes are the basic stuff about d*cks and dumb people doing dumb things. It's unfunny, it's boring and the actors aren't even trying for one bit to do their job right and for the love of Christ can WWE Studios stop making movies already? It's getting more painful and weird each time and it needs to stop.(0/10)

Chris Kidd (Ken Jong) finds himself in deep financial trouble. He owes Wasserstein (Will Sasso) a large amount of money. He also has Hasselhoff in the celebrity death pool and if Hasselhoff dies, Chris' money problems are over. The unfortunate thing is we know he doesn't kill David, but takes a bullet for him, the opening plot spoiler. Some of the film had some fair comedy, but the slapstick at the end dragged on and wasn't that good, bringing down the whole production.The film also includes chocolate cake, the most beautiful chocolate cake you have ever seen.PLOT SPOILER: They really messed up the ending. When Hasselhoff was dancing, he should have grabbed his heart and fall to the ground...even if pretending.Guide: F-word. Nudity (Rebecca Olejniczak) Warning: also stars Howie Mandel, Jon Lovitz, and Justin Bieber.

If something makes me laugh, even a couple of times, I can be very forgiving. It's difficult to believe that in this day and age a film project can be so incredibly amateurish. They beat a few of the jokes into the ground. The production values seemed like a bad First Communion video shot by your uncle. Still, I laughed a couple times which is more than I can say for a lot of bigger budget "comedies" of the Adam Sandler variety. Just about every decent joke in the movie they stuffed into the trailer so you really aren't going to be surprised if you bother to watch the film. It's just about what you would expect it to be: a vulgar and childish that—in my estimation—connects for a few good jokes.