Jurassic Shark (2012)

Waste of time

Fun premise, good actors, bad writing. This film seemed to have potential at the beginning but it quickly devolves into a trite action film. Ultimately it's very boring.

It’s not bad or unwatchable but despite the amplitude of the spectacle, the end result is underwhelming.

Not sure how, but this is easily one of the best movies all summer. Multiple levels of funny, never takes itself seriously, super colorful, and creative.

Ignore all the other comments, this movie is the best of all time. Never have I seen a shark jump out of water, eat a person, and executes a perfect 180 in mid air only to dive back in the water. This movie was well casted, had brilliant acting, a convincing plot, and an ending leaving you thirsty for more. The only drawback is all of the scantly clad women in the movie. Women on beaches shouldn't be depicted as objects or eye candy. This movie is an awesome indication of future weaponry and how guns can now float in water. The military shop adopt such weaponry. Krystal and I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. If you would like to discuss this movie further hit me up on facebook at Sebron Aikens... As always enjoy this masterpiece of a movie.

Illegal drilling releases a prehistoric shark into a lake. Three girls make it to an island in that lake, realising they can't get back into the water and they're stuck on that island. A couple of criminals led by an evil lady in black are also on that island, facing the same problem. While the people on the island are fighting each other rather than working together against the common threat, the shark gets hungry...The story isn't all bad, and some camera work with the underwater shots, or hovering just above the water surface, shows some basic skills. The four main problems of this amateur movie are: 1) sound. Repetitive dramatic music tries to hide that many noises of the action and the surrounding nature are simply missing. 2) acting. The guys and girls are sympathetic, but inexperienced. 3) location. This "island" is obviously the coast of a rather small lake, it destroys the credibility of the story. 4) sloppy continuity. People fall into the water, swim to the island and arrive with clean, dry clothes. I mean, it is pointless to accuse a low budget production of cheap effects, because they can't afford the million dollar computer tricks and that's life. But if you don't bother to pour some water and mud over the actors to make it look more real, which doesn't cost you a penny, then you just don't care about the movie you are making, and this is annoying.

This will be the shortest review in the history of reviews but honest to God I don't remember much of the movie because it was so utterly boring. I bought the DVD from a discount-pile in a local store to watch with some friends but we where sorely disappointed. It's the standard college girls on vacation horror slasher-flick where the crazy maniac is replaced by some sort of badly animated dinosaur shark. Through the wooden monotone acting and boring screenplay I really couldn't care if these characters would live or die. and the computer effect make Sharknado look like Avatar. It is the darkest shark I ever seen on film (and I saw the Jaws-remakes)I would advice other people to stay away.

Spoiler Alert!!! OK Now I know this is a low budget film and I shouldn't expect anything other than a horrible movie. OK I was significantly pleased at the way the shark looked I mean at least it looked like a shark unlike Two-headed Shark Attack and many other films. The script like always is just a mediocre shark film that's trying to be like Jaws. The acting is obviously going to be atrocious because hey it's a low budget film you can't expect much for acting. Overall this film does have a cool looking CGI shark, at least I think so. The shark is way better looking in this film than any other Shark I've seen of CGI. Overall this movie sucks but I did like how realistic the shark looked and the script is o trying to be an obvious Jaws rip off. I give it a 3 out of 10 because it's not the worst Shark film I've ever seen, the worst I've seen was Sharktopus, Two-Headed Shark Attack, and Snow Shark.