The George Lucas Talk Show Season 3

Aired on youtube out of order after s3e9. EPISODE XLI RETURN OF THE JOCO Welcome To THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW: JOCO CRUISE EDITION, our first ever show on a boat. Most of you are likely experiencing GLTS for the first time and to you we say, HELLO. Here is what this is: Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka JOTRICK CONOIR aka BOATRICK FLOATNOIR aka CRUISETRICK SHIPNOIR) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir This was a UCB show for six years until the global pandemic transformed it into a livestream show, which has raised over $200,000 for various worthy causes. They are very excited to be doing an in-person show again, on a great big boat. My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl.

EPISODE XLIII PRETEND IT'S THE OSCARS Hello. Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW OSCAR NIGHT OSCAR SPECIAL, which is a show that was thrown together at the last minute but still has a decent chance of being just as watchable as the actual OSCARS, but produced for a FRACTION of the price. We will have all of the same results as the regular Oscars. Same winners, same losers, all you have to do is wait a few seconds. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) is joined by his talk show producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka ACADEMYTRICK AWARDNOIR aka OSCARTRICK NIGHTNOIR) while talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) will be presenting LIVE UPDATES throughout the night from THE DOLBY THEATRE in HOLLYWOOD. My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. And so, without further ado, the 1ST ANNUAL GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW ACADEMY AWARDS NIGHT SPECIAL.... TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUEST: RACHEL ZEGLER

EPISODE XLII PRETEND IT'S A WEIRDY Hello. Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW, which is a thing that can happen on a boat, on dry land, or over livestream. Tonight, we are doing OPTION THREE. Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka SPOOFTRICK SPOOFNOIR aka WEIRD PAT) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. Let's see, what else, what else... Just checking the headlines... Oh! Ok, yeah, let's start the show while we still can.... TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUESTS 'WEIRD AL' YANKOVIC JOHN HODGMAN BEN SCHWARTZ

In the five years since KNOCKED UP, DEBBIE owns a boutique and DESI and JODI work for her. PETE owns his own record label, and his friends RONNIE and CAT work with him. Pete's business is struggling financially as he promotes the reunion of GRAHAM PARKER & THE RUMOUR. And if you want any more, you're gonna have to go to HBO MAX and watch it for REAL! No more FREE APATOW for you, we'd be here all night! Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW: Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka PUPCAKE CHUMDRUM) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. OK, let's end the part of the show that is this and start the part of the show that is everything else.... MARY LYNN RAJSKUB D'ARCY CARDEN ZACH CHERRY BRANDON SCOTT JONES

Welcome to the first GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW of 2022! We were supposed to do an in-person live show at SAN FRANCISCO SKETCHFEST a couple of weeks ago but THINGS CHANGE, right? ANYWAY, this is THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW and you know what that means: Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (ORKO on Netflix's MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE: REVELATION, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka The Patman) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir My name is CRAWLY and I am the crawl. Hey, everything's kind of depressing lately! Let's have some fun starting RIGHT NOW.... TONIGHT'S SPECIAL GUESTS TIM HEIDECKER DEBRA WILSON PODCAST: THE RIDE MIKE CARLSON JASON SHERIDAN SCOTT GAIRDNER

It's that time of year again: LIFE DAY! I know that some people like to celebrate LIFE DAY on NOVEMBER 17th, because that's the date that the STAR WARS HOLIDAY SPECIAL originally aired back in 1978. But guess what, jerkwads? A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS originally aired on CBS on DECEMBER 9th, 1965! So if you're going to let the executives at the COLUMBIA BROADCAST SYSTEM determine when holidays happen, then CHRISTMAS 2021 IS ALREADY OVER. w/ Patton Oswalt

w/ Sam Richardson, Veronica Osorio

w/ Zach Cherry, James III, Robin Shelby, Chris Gethard, Neil Casey, John Milheiser, Karan Soni, Jessi Fisher

w/ Ben Schwartz, Monique Moses, Rachel Zegler, Robert Wuhl

Welcome to THE GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW MID-AUGUST SUPERSUMMER SPECIAL! It's the show we do once every AUGUST 2021, meaning this is the only time it happens! Retired filmmaker GEORGE LUCAS (dead-eyed character actor CONNOR RATLIFF) and his talk show sidekick WATTO (co-lead on AMAZON's THE TICK, GRIFFIN NEWMAN) are joined, as always, by producer PATRICK COTNOIR (aka HAT BOY aka HAT MAN aka THE MAD HATTERBOY) whose druthers include you following him on TWITTER: @patrickcotnoir THIS WEEK'S GUESTS PAUL F. TOMPKINS RICH SOMMER NICK WIGER BOB ODENKIRK WYATT CENAC PATTON OSWALT