Slingshot (2005)

Yawn. Poorly Filmed Snooze Fest.

The thing I enjoyed most about the film is the fact that it doesn't shy away from being a super-sized-cliche;

This is a gorgeous movie made by a gorgeous spirit.

One of the most extraordinary films you will see this year. Take that as you want.

I'm almost at a loss for words when it comes to a film like Slingshot. The story is an awkward mix of tedium and clichés that changes into something different every 30 minutes. It too often looks more like a music video or a commercial for Wrangler jeans than it does a legitimate motion picture. The few times it stumbles into something vaguely entertaining, the moment is abandoned faster than a a blind date bailing on the Octomom. There's neither a single memorable line of dialog nor an interesting and believable human relationship in the entire production. I don't know why anyone thought this film should be made or why anyone would give money to these people to make it.Ashley and Taylor (David Arquette and Balthazar Getty) are two-bit thieves who've known each other since childhood and drifted through their whole lives together. They've made their way to Connecticut on word from a criminal acquaintance that there are real opportunities to steal up there. Ash and Taylor gin up what is apparently their standard scam, starting up affairs with lonely housewives whom they bed and then rob. Of course, such a scheme only works because Ashley and Taylor look like David Arquette and Balthazar Getty. Actual two-bit criminals are not all that attractive because a life of two-bit crime is a fairly hard road of deprivation, substance abuse and getting your ass kicked on a semi-regular basis.Taylor manages to hook up with Karen (Julianna Margulies), a woman with a loveless second marriage and a hot teenage daughter named April (Thora Birch). Taylor becomes a regular booty call for Karen when her husband is out of town and he steals some stuff from her jewelry box that won't be missed. Taylor, though, starts getting clingy and too wrapped up in his mark, desperately waiting for her summons. Meanwhile, Karen is mundanely excited and conflicted over her new affair and sets up her hornier best friend Emma (Joely Fisher) for a romp with Ashley. Now, there is something appealing about the contrast between the more emotional relationship of Karen and Taylor and the more physical union between Emma and Ashley but these filmmakers don't recognize it, so Emma quickly vanishes from the story and Taylor moves on from Karen to her daughter April.That's right, the two-bit thief transitions from banging the mom to falling in cow-eyed love with her daughter. Now, that sort of makes sense for Taylor as he's been established as a soft-headed fool who's looking for something to pull himself out of his miserable life. But a college aged girl falling in love with her adulterous mother's boy toy, especially when she's aware of their affair and Taylor tells her that he's a low-rent thief? That's messed up. April would have to have some serious mental health issues, both internally and with her mother, to find that situation romantically appealing. But these filmmakers are utterly oblivious to that and treat Taylor and April as just another two young kids sweetly falling in love.If you can guess that Taylor and April getting together makes Ashley into a third wheel, you can probably figure out where the story goes from here. Trust me though; you can't possibly imagine how poorly it ends up being told. Throw in some stuff that goes nowhere involving Ashley's difficulties with the local fence and a strange digression involving a pee-wee hockey player that bookends the movie and that is Slingshot.The performances in this film are fine, though none of the characters have any depth or substance for the actors to work with. This movie is also only 90 minutes long, so I suppose it gets some points for not extending its crappiness out any further than that.Slingshot is the sort of bad film you get when people who aren't that talented throw a bunch of individual story ideas into a script but never develop any of them. Add in a style of filmmaking that looks like it was inspired by watching too much television and you've got a thoroughly unenjoyable product. Skip this thing.

This movie was excellent. It is clear this movie is based on the trials, trivia and challenges many adults and young adults face. It is specific, to the point and most enjoyable to young and older adults. The movie is based on real life situations in both parenting, mentoring and growing pains of young adults. What we all face in life.As for a Connecticut Clip Shot, I suggest you visit CT to understand why CT was a chosen state in that clip.I truly feel that the first two comments were made by people for other reasons not having to do with this movie.This movie was excellent.I recommend it and Happy it is out on DVD.It serves as an example for parents and youth.It is based on real life events.

SLINGSHOT explores the ups and downs of the lives of two boys, close friends since childhood, both from homes where they were unwanted, who made it through reform school and remain as a unit into an adult life as petty scam artists - living on the edge of crime and a life of desperate need for belonging. The script by Jay Alaimo (who also directs), Matt Fiorello, Matthew Martin is gritty, full of humor and fine interchanges between the characters that manage to lift the story to a higher level of social statement than the usual 'crime buddies tales'.Ashley (David Arquette) and Taylor (Balthazar Getty) are the borderline 'bad guy duo' who have decided to move their scam of charming lonely housewives while robbing them to Fairfield County, Connecticut: the scam is that Taylor seduces the women while Ashley robs the preoccupied women. One of Taylor's hits is bored and married Karen (Julianna Margulies) whose second marriage is passionless making her an easy target for Taylor's charms. All goes according to plan until Taylor realizes he cares for Karen and Karen (with a lot of encouragement from girlfriend Emma - Joely Fisher - for an affair) falls for Taylor. The nightly signal from Karen that the coast is clear for Taylor to join her in bed is a light from her bedroom, yet when that goes on one evening, Taylor meets Karen's young daughter April (Thora Birch) in her mother's bedroom and barely escapes discovery when Karen and husband come home early. April at first mocks Taylor's attraction to her mother, but gradually the two bond - the first time that Taylor has been close to anyone except Ashley.While Taylor is 'prepping' Karen for robbery Ashley is mixing with their 'crime bosses' Dickson (Michael Janik) and Fast Bobby (Svetlana Metkina) and feels the threat to perform. Several incidents lead to the final confrontation between Taylor, now enamored with April, and Ashley, who finally comes to grips with the fact that he is love with Taylor. The long-standing duo hits a schism and how that resolves provides a disturbing ending.The four leads - Arquette, Getty, Margulies, and Birch - offer performances that are more than simple outlines of disconsolate characters: they inhabit their roles, finding cores of credibility that allow the viewer to understand the needs and fears of these isolated people. The cinematography by Paul Daley is appropriately grimy and the film editing by Jim Rubino takes Jay Alaimo's direction to a more cohesive whole. While not a great movie by any means, it is a touching character study of what happens to unwanted kids whose lives are dependent on each other in a world that rejects them. Grady Harp

Glad to see this is finally out on DVD. It's nice to see these actors on screen and in roles that suit them well. Gotta love Arquette, Birch, Marquiles and Getty. I wish more movies like this were made these days. It felt, to me, like a movie in the vein of the great indie dramas of the early 90s - the ones that also had a good amount of real life humor but also had real characters. Hopefully it's not a dying breed. I don't mean to imply that this movie is a talky, unplotted movie like Clerks or Pompetus of Love (nothing against those films). This is absolutely a genre film - a con film - it's just done in a sort of different tone than others. I don't know how this movie did theatrically but it's a definitely worth a rent. I think of it as a hang out movie, to use a Quentin Tarantino phrase, the kind of movie where you really enjoy hanging out with the characters.