American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile (2006)

A waste of 90 minutes of my life

When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

There's no way I can possibly love it entirely but I just think its ridiculously bad, but enjoyable at the same time.

I don't get it. The American Pie spinoffs are made for next to nothing, they get abysmal reception from fans of the original trilogy, but the legacy continues with more helpings of spoiled, unwanted pie. The sad thing is that actor Eugene Levy returns to these messes, when all he is doing is locking himself out of more respected work. It's a lose-lose for fans and Levy himself.Here we have American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile, the latest shallow sequel to the franchise. The plot is unappealing, much like the title of the film, featuring Erik Stifler (White), a cousin of Steve from the original films, is about to enter College a virgin. Being a "Stifler", that's a big deal. His girlfriend, Tracy (Schram), is nervous about having sex, as all the women are in this franchise. Frustrated with failure, following a recent incident, Erik is given a "guilt-free pass" from Tracy meaning he can go with his buddies to his cousin's college to partake in "The Naked Mile Run," join his cousin Dwight Stifler (Talley) and do anything sexual with any girl he wants.The Naked Mile fails at a lot of things, mainly characterization and humor. What it truly fails at explaining why the original Pie films were so good. They featured likable, respectable characters who actually learned something from their actions at the end of their films. They were the equivalent of a sitcom bunch, whose faces you never got tired of seeing. American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile thinks the whole thing is one big joke.All hope, wit, and any attempt at real fun was lost the second the title came into play. Using the word "naked" is a shameless attempt to market skin, and that's exactly what you get in The Naked Mile. Quite possibly more of it than any of the previous installments. It's gratuitous, ugly, and a very demeaning marketing approach by the writer and director.Idiocy reigns high in The Naked Mile, and that's no surprise. It's a poorly crafted work of direct-to-DVD shlock that seems to recycle characters from "The Movie Store" bargain bin, and stamps recognizable names on them to give us the false representation that we are watching a true American Pie film. The setups are labored, the jokes drab to the point of desperation, the skin redundant and utterly trying, and the characters unlikable and nihilistic. It surely amuses its target audiences who, technically, can't even see the film.Starring: Steve Talley, John White, Jessy Schram, Eugene Levy, Ross Thomas, and Angel Lewis. Directed by: Joe Nussbaum.

You're not expecting Shakespeare, right? Because you're not going to get it.No, what you're going to get is a film two thirds full of sexually oriented activity, some feasible, some improbable, some even quite likely, leavened with a small amount of quite sweet prevaricating over whether to or whether not to (leading to our virgin hero being given a free pass by his virgin girlfriend to a weekend of debauchery and surefire devirginisation "to get it out of his system." Yeah, right). The other third is taken up with a rather unsavoury subplot involving rivalry with an underhand, aggressive and downright unpleasant football team of midgets. Sorry, small people.This film is not Politically Correct. I may not need to point that out.This is not the stuff of culture. It's pretty lowbrow stuff. But then, the previous entries in the American Pie series (assuming that you checked out this movie having seen them) should have given you at least some idea what to expect. Some of it is amusing (hang on, I'm trying to think of an example...) There are some pretty girls who take their clothes off. Eugene Levy puts in an appearance and is head and shoulders the best thing in the film. Now he is funny!

Before giving my opinion I would like to state that I really enjoyed American Pie (the first one), for being a simple comedy with human characters and situations.the second one was mediocre, and from then all the sequels sucked.But what called my attention from this piece of crap was the "humor" (shall we call it "humor"? vulgar obscene and didn't make me laugh). Through the movie women are treated as prostitutes, you see ejaculation, drug consumption and a bunch of ass**les running naked.Is that supposed to be fun? In a country like the U.S where drugs are an uncontrollable outbreak, shall we laugh at someone that says -hey, thank you for that E it wasn't E, it was viagra Is this supposed to be fun? Is it laughable to see women teenagers fuc**ng men like if they were buying a bus ticket? How stupid do you have to be to laugh at a group of idiots running naked in the university campus? I mean, it is okay if you go outside naked to do some aerobics (as long as the cops don't catch you), but doing a whole movie about it? This is not comedy, this is porno for kids.

You gotta admit that this movie is kind of stupid. Even if this Naked Mile thing really exist, I don't think it is arranged like that.1. In college, you party naked and with an erection.2. You use your erection during the party to play games. During this game several hundreds are staring at your penis.3. It is very important NOT to be a virgin. If you are you will most likely be haunted by this, everyone will make fun of you.4. Ugly people don't exist. 5. Sex is the most important thing in the world. The most important thing in a relationship is sex. Not honesty, trust, humor, that you love each other. No! Sex! Rembember that!