Dracula 3000 (2004)

I like the storyline of this show,it attract me so much

To me, this movie is perfection.

Redundant and unnecessary.

Strong acting helps the film overcome an uncertain premise and create characters that hold our attention absolutely.

Count Dracula terrorizes the crew of a spaceship. I have no idea why i even watched this film to begin with but since i did it let's review it. First of all the acting was pure garbage but then i guess you expected that already from a movie called 'Dracula 3000' especially Coolio was just playing himself, Casper Van Dien's part was completely forgettable so the only thing i remember is Erika Eleniak and that top of hers that was kind of revealing other than that pretty much nothing. Plus the whole Dracula thing? it's barely even in the movie and i was left disappointed that Udo Kier even agreed to appear on this garbage and overall don't waste your time. (0/10)

Holy molly maccarroni this movie is atrocious. I've seen dead bodies that are more entertaining than this. My expectations were null and even then I feel disappointed.The sets are horrible. For being in the year 3000 apparently wheelchairs have not evolved and space suits are just duct-taped. The acting is atrocious. Not even in a funny-to-watch way. Coolio tried to save this movie but no. Even the bazoongas line fell flat. It just came out of nowhere. I am confused.The plot is utterly terrible: A group of mercenaries found a space station that has been lost for half a century, which incidentally was carrying bleeping Dracula and the last direct descendant of Van Hellsing. Yeah, I just wrote that.Even the plot twists are terrible. Why is she an spy robot? Why convert a sex robot into a spy? Seriously, why? Weren't there more robots around?Avoid it like the plague.

How awful this film is? The CGI is too much to the point it's horrible to my eyes, cliché dialogues and annoying shrieks made me want to jump over the cliff, the execution of the plot is so bad to the point it made me not to watch an another Van Helsing movie again, as it wasted my time to try to understand on what the hell happened in this movie. It's a big blur to my eyes. This is the first time where I hate this movie with a passion.

In the year 3000, a salvage ship full of actors who will do anything for a free lunch finds a derelict spaceship that's been missing for 100 years. They board it and, guess what, they find Dracula. Meanwhile, the viewers find their remotes. Complete and total garbage that has some camp value for Coolio's ridiculous performance. Words escape me. You'll just have to watch to see this fool carry on. Tommy "Tiny" Lister is slightly more subdued but he's also playing a totally unlikable, vile character. For those hoping to at least see Erika Eleniak in some state of undress to make this piece of excrement worthwhile, forget it. The most you get are some cleavage shots and even then nothing gratuitous. Casper Van Dien, no stranger to Z-grade trash, gives probably the only ordinary performance in the movie. Everybody else is either under or overacting.One last thing: Darrell Roodt, a white South African man, directed this. Think about that as you watch and see the only two black characters in the movie play up to every negative stereotype of black men I've ever heard. Mr. Roodt has done at least a couple of movies with positive black characters, particularly women. So you would think he would try harder to avoid the ugliness on display here from Coolio and Tiny Lister.