Aftershock (2013)

The Worst Film Ever

Sick Product of a Sick System

This is a small, humorous movie in some ways, but it has a huge heart. What a nice experience.

The joyful confection is coated in a sparkly gloss, bright enough to gleam from the darkest, most cynical corners.

Writing and plot suck. We've seen it all before.There is only one reason to watch this--everyone get's their just desserts! This is the only time I've seen all the rotten brat too rich kids get what they deserve and it is fine! Leaves you with that 'great to be alive' feeling. Couldn't happen to nicer people. Why anyone with any sense would go to one of these screwed up So American countries where people have been so psychologically ruined by the church and government for centuries, I do not know!? This is a great ad for 'see America first'. Actually you can find some of these types in the Mid-West and South and all along the Appalachian Trail, so maybe it's better to just stay at home and imagine a trip. Anyway, if you've been cut off by a kid driving a BMW for the umpth time or dissed by a group of youngsters because you're over 30, you need to watch this! It'll make you laugh.

** MAJOR SPOILERS**Because apparently, I missed the memo.Don't know the man, I'm sure he's a gem of a fellow, but his movies aren't worth watching.I just don't get it. More stupid people in ridiculous situations, more women treated like pieces of meat on the male hormone market and more stupid decisions that lead to dumber consequences.The only thing decent about this film was the fact that Eli Roth allows himself to be killed off.That's not normally something you see...lead actors biting the dirt.As for the rest of the cast...good riddance. I have Don't bother. Could have, should have, been good, as it had a lot of potential, but came apart as quickly as the shattered buildings.What a waste of time...

i think Eli Roth gets a raw deal, someone doesn't like him, or is a really bad advertiser??? this movie is really scary, and good! it is very real in terms of what people do in times of catastrophe....sad, but scary!! this movie never came to a theater here, i know trhat. i saw Eli"s other flick, Green Inferno and omg! that movie led me to the advertizsment for this one. they both are so great i bought them both on DVD! PLUS the actress that plays monica is so beautiful! you actually root foe all of these people cuz they are so much like everyone else. so much like one of you in cases of emergency. everyone did a great job! 10 stars!

Without sounding totally biased, this has to be the single worst film I have ever seen. Each section was predictable to the point it was ridiculously cliché. From start to finish it was one pointless action after another. It felt like a chore just to see it to the end. The beginning drags on and still fails to help you build a relationship with any character. Throughout you feel yourself laughing at parts you shouldn't because you can't help but think 'Who would do that?'Apparently according to IMDb I have to write two more lines before this review can be posted, but honestly I could have summarised this film in 2 words.Seriously save yourself one and half hours of utter dross!