Piranha 3DD (2012)

Very Cool!!!

Ok... Let's be honest. It cannot be the best movie but is quite enjoyable. The movie has the potential to develop a great plot for future movies

An old-fashioned movie made with new-fashioned finesse.

Exactly the movie you think it is, but not the movie you want it to be.

I'm going to have trouble coming up with words to describe this film. This movie is so bad that it's freaking hilarious! I mean seriously this movie is as bad as movies get, I caught myself just laughing my ass off through the whole thing. Especially when David Hasselhoff came in, every scene he was in was just so stupid you had to laugh. I will say this, the actors in this movie are so hot, all the men in this movie or just straight up models. Yes it is extremely gory and graphic throughout the entire thing and yes the CGI is freaking terrible. I mean the CGI was so bad, they didn't even try. For all you straight guys and lesbians out there there is A lot of slow motion jiggling boobs and ass shots of women, so there ya go. For all the gay guys and the straight women out there, there are plenty of shirtless very hot guys! So there you go! With this movie that's basically what it comes down to, is eye candy and hot actors and just laugh out loud scenes. There is a good bit of nudity so if that offends you then steer clear and also if a lot of carnage and blood offends you, then steer clear. As far as the acting goes, I'm not even going to comment. The quality of the acting is just straight out of a porno. This is just one of those so bad it's good freaking hilarious films. 4/10 for Pirahna 3DD.

Escaping into a nearby drainage lake, the prehistoric fish make their way into a local water park during it's opening weekend forcing the staff of the facility to save the guests and stop the ravenous creatures before it's too late.Overall this was an immensely and utterly enjoyable sequel that has a lot more going for it. Among the biggest positives here is the fact that this one makes for a rather enjoyable time here in detailing the cause away from the location of the first one into a more outrageous setting being quite natural and believable as there's a nice connection here following up the effects of the first one by again using the logical manner of the underground tunnels to explain everything. That of course follows up the even greater fun here of this one's seemingly glorious cheesy nature on display as there's so much fun here during the main attack of the park that it's an immensely enjoyable sequence all on it's own as the action-packed encounters are so fun and bloody that there's a lot to like on that principle alone. The viciousness of the swarm ripping into bodies and generally taking advantage of the different confines around a water-park to make for a rather exciting time throughout here unleashing plenty of action, solid gore and kills here from the savage bites and dismemberments while also giving this the kind of demented atmosphere and fun found in numerous other works here with this one really taking solid advantage of the creatures to pile on some rather goofy, fun scenarios of the creatures appearing where they really shouldn't be. AS well, the fact that this one can certainly play it straight and keep things running along nicely with some suspenseful scenes at times is a great ploy at counteracting the cheesy nature of the rest of the film where it keeps things focused on the seriousness of the creatures by featuring such great early scenes as the attack on the couple in the van as the water rapidly begins filling the van while they try to get out to safety, a later scene where they attack the friends on the wooden dock by launching themselves through the planks knocking them into the water or the fantastic night-time attack in the lake that's really eerie and chilling for the setting and the knowledge of their attacks previously. By combining all this with the fantastically cheesy sexualized attacks on the couple that are quite shocking and disturbing, the rampant well-delivered nudity and feverish gore, there's enough here to make this one wholly enjoyable enough to hold off the minor flaws present. The biggest issue here is the fact that this one tends to go for a lot more of a clichéd feeling overall here by running through the same notions as the original only it tends to feel even less impactful because of simply running along the same lines. There's a lot of similar ground covered here that came from the original, and it tends to be quite noticeable. As well, the fact that this one was filmed for 3D means that a lot of gore gags and shots look absolutely atrocious and noticeable when seen elsewhere and if that's not the format being shown in it looks awkward and clunky quite often throughout here. Otherwise, this one tended to be quite exciting and enjoyable.Rated R: Extreme Graphic and occasional sexualized Violence, Graphic Language, Full Nudity and sexual content.

This film is absolutely terrible an abomination. I can't even remember half of it, somehow David Hasselhoff got dragged into this film and his unfunny weird character. The film begins dull and un humorous with the extremely un funny cow scene, which just ends up making you feel queasy. It's hard to even write a review on this film because it is literally that bad there is no plot at all, the film is just sex and gore. I can honestly say I never laughed once not even a small chuckle or a smile I sat almost angry that I had actually even given this film hope to be OK. It's so boring to watch and you are just waiting for it to end. Probably up there with the worse film I've ever watched in my whole entire life I can name probably ten horrible things I'd rather do then sit through this film it's an embarrassment for the cast and anyone else involved in it

Well, this movie is really bad, why did they make a sequel? I don't know I guess it's to make money and that was really dumb of them to do. To me I like Piranha 3D for what it did. But this movie is so dumb, The acting is really really awful. The people in this movie is so dumb, it was ridiculous. Silent Hill: Revelation was worse, but I feel this movie is the same way. Again, what did we do Hollywood? Nothing but it feels like we have to sit and watch this, oh wow.... I guess there is one good thing about the movie and it's the effects on the piranha's, other than that nothing else, I feel like we will have to see stupid sequels like this. People I have talk too and none of them like this crap, and now I know why. Overall, a ridiculous dumb stupid awful movie, that's all I have to say.