Death to the Supermodels (2005)

Very very predictable, including the post credit scene !!!

Thanks for the memories!

It's complicated... I really like the directing, acting and writing but, there are issues with the way it's shot that I just can't deny. As much as I love the storytelling and the fantastic performance but, there are also certain scenes that didn't need to exist.

The first must-see film of the year.

This movie was one of the worst movies that i ever see. I don't know why this movie was made, honestly. The director must be crazy and the writer must be crazy to do a movie like this. It's not because I didn't like of comedies, otherwise, I LOVE COMEDIES FILMS. I've watched movies that was really dumbs (like Date Movie, Superhero Movie) but this two was very good comparing to this one. Jaime Pressly should be shamed of herself to do a movie like this one, because is so idiot and a crap. The 4 models are idiots and the 2 photographers are the worst actors ever and they part of the films are the worst!! If you have respect for your brain, you don't watch this movie. 1/10 because don't have 0.

Seriously, I believe I'm the only person that enjoys this film. I've probably seen it a hundred times since I bought it. I guess people get mad because this movie isn't politically correct, it isn't intelligent, and it isn't sexy, but it's an awesome way to spend less than 90 minutes. Low budget comedies are usually very unfunny and don't even try. This one makes more than just an effort. The comedy isn't exactly laugh out loud, but I'd rather giggle all the way through a movie (like I did with this) rather than have one good laugh and be bored for the remainder of the film. The acting is okay, not great, but tolerable. The plot is pretty much just as you could imagine from the title. It's silly, trashy, and rewatchable. Try it and see.

Recap: Tiffany, a perky (which she won't admit) editor at the magazine Merle has an idea to bring the top five supermodels to an exclusive and remote island for a spectacular photo shoot.But when the eccentric and quite annoying supermodels are brought together everything starts to fall apart. First it seems normal, models not eating, not talking to anyone, and putting up ridiculous demands. But when they start to die it really quickly develops to a disaster.Comments: I must admit. The title intrigued me. Sure, I could guess that this was a bad movie. But I had to verify that, it could have been one of those rare gems. But the verdict is clear, bad and boring. About at the same time the photo shoot in the movie starts to fall apart, so does the movie. And it never recovers. Actually, there were some moments where it was a little funny. Had they taken the movie in a new direction from one of those moments, it might have been saved. Instead it got worse, all the time.The plot was as shallow as a stereotype supermodel and not much extra effort was put in any other areas. Not too much to tell about the acting because the script was really bad. For example, how you turn dying by farting into something other than total failure I can't imagine. If you can pull that off you deserve an Oscar, and deserve not to be in this movie. How you can put that in your script and believe that your movie is any good is beyond me.A good idea that turned out really, really bad.3/10

Perhaps this movie is not as disgustingly harmful as such movies as Larry the Cable guy but it is still a rotten and disgusting piece of cinema that can also do potential harm to the viewer. The tag-line is "drop dead gorgeous" but what you see will be completely the opposite with added disgusting features, which are not funny, simply puke worthy. Don't say I didn't warn you. The morons who made this movie should figure out that the term 'Asexual' means organisms which reproduce without sex and that it has nothing to do with spooning. This just goes to show the intelligence level of the audience that was intended. Besides the harmful factors, there exists no story or anything resembling anything sane or logical in this movie. Avoid this movie. Don't even watch it at gunpoint.