Pervert! (2005)

if their story seems completely bonkers, almost like a feverish work of fiction, you ain't heard nothing yet.

It's easily one of the freshest, sharpest and most enjoyable films of this year.

Great movie. Not sure what people expected but I found it highly entertaining.

The movie turns out to be a little better than the average. Starting from a romantic formula often seen in the cinema, it ends in the most predictable (and somewhat bland) way.

A word. What is the pervert? Sex freak, deranged degenerate, disturbed diabolical psychotic subversive embracer of things both erotic and erratic.If you have no interest in seeing Mary Carey and other large-chested ladies naked, this film is probably not for you. Personally, I do not find Carey attractive and am not really into voluptuous women. Nude women, sure, but just not of this body type.I liked the meat sculptures. I wish they played a bigger role, but it just was not meant to be.Is this film the successor to Russ Meyer? At least one reviewer thinks so, but I say that either gives this film too much credit or is just downright insulting to Meyer. I would say the sensibility is closer to the films of John Waters, but even that is giving this film an undeserved comparison.The movie is very cheesy, but has a few humorous moments. For some reason, Netflix lists this as a horror film. I would call that a bit of a stretch. I mean, yeah, there is blood and murder, but not until the second half. (I guess you cannot be a half-horror film, though.)

Pervert! starts as James (Sean Andrews) arrives at his father's ranch after a term in college, he plans to stay there for the summer. His father Hezekiah (Darrell Sandeen) has shacked up with the ample chested young girl Cheryl (Mary Carey) who happens to be young enough to be his daughter, James & Cheryl quickly fall for each other & have sex, lots of it. Hezekiah finds out, the next morning & Cheryl has mysteriously disappeared. Hezekiah quickly finds another young girl Alisha (Sally Jean), she to falls for his son James & she too disappears although both her's & Cheryl's dead bodies eventually turn up much to Hezekiah's & James' surprise. Who, or what killed them & why?Co-produced & directed by Jonathan Yudis who also appears in the film as the greasy gay car mechanic this is an unashamed homage, or rip-off whichever way you look at it, of the exploitation/sexploitation films of the 70's & 80's & I can see how some might like it but I personally didn't think much of it. The script by co-producer Mike Davis certainly tries to pack in as many bad taste gags, bare breasts, nudity, sex, cheap looking gore & silly plot twists in it's slight 80 odd minute duration as it can which in a way makes it watchable on a stupid juvenile level. If you think the idea of seeing a pretty girl torturing a man by sticking her bum in his face & farting, watching a big burly man (played by director Yudis) literally drop kick his young son like he was a football or seeing an evil stop-motion animated penis with a face trying to murder people sounds funny then you'll love Pervert!, if however you like your entertainment with a little more class then this is not the film for you. At just over 80 minutes it moves along at a fast pace, I will admit there's always something happening as it's pretty successful at what it sets out to do. Unfortunately I didn't like the pre pubescent jokes which are a naughty school boys dream come true, I have to say I didn't laugh once during Pervert! & in fact I didn't even smile either. Take away all the silliness & homages the actual story is terrible with some awful plot twists & character's.Director Yudis shoots this on what looks like a camcorder, it's certainly not shot on film. There are loads of naked female breasts although no full frontal nudity. The blood & gore isn't anything to shout about, there's a decapitated head & some very watery looking blood. The film is quite annoying to watch at times, there's loads of comedy sound effects, stupid editing, random shots of naked women that have nothing to do with anything & pretty low production values.I'd have thought this was pretty low budget, no one of any note is in it & it looks cheap with a terrible looking sop-motion animated penis. I kid you not. The acting is rubbish, I didn't recognise anyone in it although I wouldn't be surprised if some of the girls in this were better know for porn film.Pervert! can be quite fun in a really low brow juvenile camp sort of way, as a dramatic film it's absolutely worthless though & apart from the exploitation/bad movie crowd this isn't going to really appeal to anyone. I thought it was worth a one off watch but I doubt I'll want to see it again.

Silly little flick that reminded me of an old King Missile song. It combined the staples of any good horror-comedy, mixing tons of nudity (arrousal very dependent on your opinion of fuller figured women though) with a fair amount of blood and off the wall humor that will cause some to laugh out loud and others just groan. I reside in the former for the most part. Sure some of the jokes fall flat and the movie runs a bit too long and can't maintain either the laughs or erotica for it's entire duration, but it's still a pretty good party movie to watch while inebriated or toasty. Lucky I caught it on Starz on Demand as I wouldn't have even heard of if it wasn't.My Grade:B-

"Pervert!" is a glorious tribute to the films of the grind-house past.**SPOILERS**Arriving to help out his father, Hezekiah, (Darrell Sandeen) with his desert ranch, college student James, (Sean Andrews) is instead constantly being hit on by his wife Cheryl, (Mary Carey) and haunted by vicious dreams. As the two are caught with their affair, she mysteriously disappears along with a succession of women visiting the ranch. When Patty, (Juliette Clarke) arrives to help him solve the disappearances, they find the truth behind the rash of slayings, and it makes them flee in terror.The News: This was such a fun film that it's hard to really convey how. The atmosphere present here is what's most noticeable at first. Absolutely nothing in here is taken seriously and just basically is played out for laughs. The film is full of scenes that are just too wacky to be taken seriously, and Carey is at the front of it. From hilarious scenes such as a her simulating oral sex at the dinner table with buttery corn on the cob, or the part of the outdoor bathing scene that has her soaping down as father and son try to eat breakfast and talk, the fact that Carey does so well is not a bad thing, and she makes the most of when she's on-screen. The fact that she does indeed strip down and show off at the drop of a hat is very well received and it turns on the sexploitation side of it very well. All of the other women in here are not in her shadow, and are just as willing to do the same, and the arousal that they get is a refreshing sight to see. All of them have a great scene that really amps up the nudity of the film, and picking just one as the best one is nearly impossible, due to the fact that it's going to be individual preference. Outside of the nudity and hot women, this can turn into a really ripping horror film when it wants to. There is one really impressive sequence where a woman is killed on-screen by who she assumes is her romantic interest, but instead is viciously slaughtered. It plays out pretty creepy and is the one really creepy scene in the whole film. There's attempts for it to be more suspense, but that's the one sequence that really gets the most out of it's suspense attempts. The gore is nice and plentiful, with various gags that come off marvelously. From an expertly-done shotgun wound to a vicious slit throat that goes deep enough to decapitate a victim that shoots off a geyser of blood from the stump and various other bloodletting, there's a really impressive list gore on display. The mystery is handled fairly well and makes for some great scenes as the clues begin to add up, and the final reveal is classic exploitation at it's best. With so many other elements on display that fully work and make it an enjoyable experience, there isn't much that is wrong with it, other than maybe a few of the jokes falling a little flat. That's not a bad thing, though, as there's far more here that works than doesn't but that is a problem that can hinder it in the eyes of some.The Final Verdict: With lots of laughs and just as much boobs, this is a fun film that features a lot to entertain just about everyone. It's a must for all fans of Russ Meyer and the more whacked out side of the exploitation side, but it's really recommended to all.Rated UR/NC-17: Nudity, several sex scenes, Graphic Language, Graphic Violence and intense sexual dialog