The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle (2010)

This movie is the proof that the world is becoming a sick and dumb place

The Worst Film Ever

The acting in this movie is really good.

Worth seeing just to witness how winsome it is.

There is a great deal to admire in this film, and a little to forgive. First, you have to remember that this is not your grandfather's film, or your Aunt Stacy's. It's not set up in that classical Hollywood vein where we in the audience all agree beforehand that, despite the clear gap between our real lives and what we will see on the screen, we are not actually watching a fictional construction. No, this film acknowledges from the start that it is all about a message that it needs to deliver. It's a more modern piece, and although there are moments that make me think of Network, the overall mood is perhaps more the farcical landscape of Dr. Strangelove.As for the forgiveness that we must show, it's mostly towards the casting. It may be true that most of the actors are not polished gems - the lead, Marshall Allman is perfectly adequate but that is not the nicest thing one could say - but there's a good deal of craft in here, particularly from Vince Vieluf, and some fair turns,including those of Tania Raymonde and Richard Lefebvre.I'm amazed to find that David Russo has not yet had a break-out film, either as a writer or director. This film is full of bright ideas, clever characterization and exceptional images. It's a very good example of story-telling, and it gets a ton out of what must have been limited production resources. I liked it a great deal, and I have no doubt whatsoever that there are a large number of people out there who would find more here to endorse than in a bucketful of more commercial fare. Yes, it's a festivally, arthousey kind of film, but that's because it has something to say and a new-ish way of saying it. Give it the time and the attention, and it will reward you at above minimum-wage rates.

The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle is one of those movies that you have to watch a second, or third, time to absorb it all. No, I'm not complimenting the movie, nor calling it confusing, though it is way too complex for its own good. In fact, it's one of those movies that needs a "First Sequence" (a la Human Centipede) so that we can at least flesh out the undeveloped characters further in the sequel.Take the lead, Dory (played by what appears to be Joseph Gordon-Levitt's twin, Marshall Allman) who we immediately (as in about eight minutes in) find out:A: he religious by reading the Bible while wearing a tie B: he's burned out at work: stomps on cube-partner's cell C: he has trouble with bills: he states this D: he joins a cookie-test group immediately following a new job E: he's still searching for the answer on who's up there through multiple religionsWe're bounced all over the place in this poor lost soul while trying to absorb what else is happening on the screen. Such as these cookies have an unusual side-effect that most guys would have a problem with.And that's sad. Aside from my comparison to Gordon-Levitt, Allman certainly has potential and was just fine in his role. In fact, I've already seen and enjoyed him in both TV's Prison Break and HBO's True Blood. So, I don't blame him for the over-written role here.Skipping past what I wanted more from – if I wasn't clear: more time to flesh out the interesting character of Dory – the movie itself was enjoyable with wildly original ideas with interesting and kooky characters. And for being an "independent movie" it had remarkable special effects from the little blue "babies" to the breath taken after each cookie intake.The synopsis is a little more complex when you're watching, but when you've reached the credits, it's pretty straightforward: (already explained) Dory and his new "pals" in a janitor service consume large quantities of "stolen" experimental and HIGHLY addictive cookies with horrifying consequences. It's an all-but take on both illegal drugs and evil-corporate America when these absolute Seattleites try to figure out what's happening to their bodies and who to go up against.While on different planes, I can somewhat compare this to the (MUCH SUPERIOR) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in its strange takes, twists and turns. Had this Immaculate Conception concept been written by the great Charlie Kaufman, the results would have been much better. That said, this writer/director, David Russo still did a fine job. Especially with his cast call.From Vince Vieluf who played O.C. wonderfully to Natasha Lyonne as Tracy, who's already on my "good" list when I saw her in But, I'm a Cheerleader. Heck, even the other secondary roles from Weird William (Richard Lefebvre,) Ethyl (Tania Raymonde) and Methyl (Tygh Runyan) were all fun to watch and made their roles their own.In addition to the cast, the film was very well shot with a lot of creativity thrown in at the appropriate moments. I can see, with a little more time and budget, Russo taking a very good chunk of the Kaufman fan-base, i.e. never really mainstream, but fantastic nonetheless. Eventually, I will have to revisit this film, but in the meantime, I look forward to more films by Russo and this cast. And it's certainly not for everybody, but that's not why I watch movies. I watch them as individual pieces and to heck if the mainstream will be drawn to them or not.Side Note: Oh, and by the way, I was almost completely turned off in the opening by the announcement of American Express financing. Really? Personally, I wouldn't want people to know I got into bed with the Devil (Credit Cards) to get my film made. But, try and get past that, as for every terror MTV Films movie made, they still came up with the brilliant Election and hilarious Napoleon Dynamite.

The old saying goes, "Casting is 90% of Directing." A shame the Director hired a lightweight (primarily) TV actor for the lead in this tedious film masquerading its shortcomings under a pretty wrapper of kicky graphics, pseudo-surreal mumbo jumbo and special effects.Truth be told, I never finished the film. I surrendered at about the halfway mark and got the gist by scanning the remainder at 4X. Take this review with a grain of salt then.Honestly, one of the funniest opening scenes I've seen in a while. The lead finds a long-traveled message in a bottle. Breathless, he falls in the water retrieving the bottle, cuts himself smashing it, only to read the message, "Fuck You." It's all downhill, and fast, from there.The Writer-Director lacks confidence. There are too many disparate elements - religion, art, marketing gone awry, blind consumerism, corporate irresponsibility - failing to mesh. Taking risks is laudable. There are far too many derivative and minor films forgotten by the time one's feet hit the parking lot outside the local multiplex. But dramatic or comedic risk is not jamming many stories into one. Russo might have a fine career, but only if he recovers from this misstep.Further, janitors (who provide a vital service) will be insulted by their portrayal by elitist Writer-Director Russo. But he's safe. Neither Janitors nor anyone else will see this dog. (Wonder no more if you work in an office and your desk looks like a couple screwed on your desk.)Sundance should stop rewarding uninteresting tripe like this. It only encourages more crappy Indies lacking narrative drive and truth.The best way to view this film is in fast forward. Or not at all.

I attended a screening of "The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle" at the 2009 SXSW Film Festival. It's rare to find a film that's truly original while remaining accessible. It might be an incredible work of art but if it's not enjoyable nobody will see it outside the festival circuit anyway, so what's the point? There are certainly enough self-indulgent excesses from first-time directors out there.On the other hand, entertainment usually dictates convention. That's what Hollywood is good at. So to be able to marry the two, to create a film that is both unique as well as satisfying on a mass audience level, is quite daunting. "The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle" meets that challenge.Dory (Marshall Allman) is lost -- spiritually, financially, and emotionally. He becomes a seeker -- in search of a religion he can believe in, a job with which he can survive, and, perhaps, someone (or something) to love. After trashing the workplace where his empty, meaningless days consist of entering numbers in columns, he joins a ragtag group of commercial janitors. They clean office buildings at night with the passion (and look) of the latest punk rock band in their nightly sold out gig. Unexpected discoveries follow, and the madness begins.Writer/director David Russo's first feature owes much of its look to slick photography from veteran cinematographer Neil Holcomb and the steady hand of Billy McMillin in the editing room. The visuals and sound are consistent with the puzzling mystery of the plot and frantic actions of the characters, with mind-blowing effects and Hitchcockian camera angles. Subjective POV shots allow the actors to address the camera, as if the viewer might be able to shout advice on how to deal with the predicament in which they find themselves.Great films need to combine four elements: a unique and compelling story, a talented Director of Photography, an editor who can carry out the vision of the director, and a cast up to the task of bringing the characters to life. "The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle" features Marshall Allman ("Prison Break"), Natasha Lyonne ("American Pie"), Tania Raymonde ("Lost, Chasing 3000"), Tygh Runyan ("Normal"), and Vince Vieluf ("Epic Movie").It's always hard to single anyone out in a brilliant ensemble cast but Vieluf is hilarious as Dory's maniacally hyperactive mentor and sets the tone for the film. Raymonde and Runyan, as the combustible Ethyl and Methyl, have appropriately explosive on screen chemistry. Lyonne's Tracy has the face of an angel and a personality struggling to live up to that image. Most of all, though, this is Allman's film. Audiences may recognize him from his multitude of television appearances -- he's only done a handful of indie features -- but he carries this movie like a seasoned leading man. With childlike innocence and naiveté, Allman's youthful face and demeanor bring just the right amount of vulnerability to the fragile Dory and place him squarely in the realm of today's most talented 20-something actors."The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle" has a fascinating storyline that mixes drama and comedy, as do most top quality indies. But it almost manages to create a new genre -- one part stoner comedy, one part political thriller, one part horror and many parts that ultimately result in a cinematic mindf*ck.