Saving Christmas (2014)

Wonderful character development!

To me, this movie is perfection.

Absolutely brilliant

A movie that not only functions as a solid scarefest but a razor-sharp satire.

It's a movie that never starts, never ends and in between is just a lot of slow motion to pad the run time. It's painfully obvious all the way through that they didn't even come close to have enough story or movie to fill out the run time, so the solution was giving the movie 3-4 different beginnings, inexplicable and gratuitous slow motion shots all the way through, characters repeating the same thing at each other ad nauseam, and a hip hop dance scene that goes on forever despite only one person taking part in that scene actually knowing how to dance.If your thing is watching bad movies don't even bother, it's incredibly dull. You can just look up the two scenes worth watching: the scene where the alien wearing Kirk Cameron like a skin suit is drinking from what is clearly an empty cup and the one where santa is beating up some dude to a dubstep soundtrack (in slow motion of course).

It wasn't as bad as a movie as all these people say. Go read reviews from somewhere you can actually purchase it. Funny I've watched moves critics said were great and they sucked. Watched ones they said sucked and they were good. I dont believe this is about that though, it appears most of the horrible reviews are just anti Christians. Really is sad. I wouldn't of given it ten stars honestly, but after all I read here got to balance the scales of the Christian haters.

A relative of mine insisted that I watch this movie with them a year or two ago, so I did.Given the choice between re-watching this movie, or dousing my posterior in the spiciest hot sauce imaginable, I'd probably re-watch the movie. Probably. I'd have to think about it for a few minutes. Does the pain of chili peppers coming in contact with my sphincter outweigh the pain of sitting through the entire duration of Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas? That's a question I hope no one ever has to answer.

This film is completely off-the-wall crazy. It is one of those rare films that has the power to descend to the depths of insanity, dragging its helpless audience along with it, until WHAM! The phrase "Aspergers in your burgers" is uttered by a man holding a cup of coffee in front of his mouth. The madness is universally expressed by all characters present, leading to an unsettling conclusion: this is not about Jesus at all, but a tale of a party in which the hot chocolate somehow becomes contaminated with marijuana. Suddenly the strange giggling in the car, the hallucinogenic Santa segment and the random conspiracy theory scene with two minor characters makes sense when viewed this way. It makes more sense than the idea someone thought this movie was a good idea, anyway!