1313: Bermuda Triangle (2012)
Treasure hunter Sean stumbles across a trove of priceless artifacts off the coast of a remote Caribbean island. To help him, he assembles a team of experts to authenticate his finds, only to discover one of the "experts" has a different agenda.
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When a movie has you begging for it to end not even half way through it's pure crap. We've all seen this movie and this characters millions of times, nothing new in it. Don't waste your time.
Good films always raise compelling questions, whether the format is fiction or documentary fact.
1313: BERMUDA TRIANGLE is another one of the plotless single-location indie flicks made by David DeCoteau to cater to a gay audience (or perhaps a female one). The story is supposedly about a collector of artefacts from the Bermuda Triangle who is visited by a rival with sinister intentions, but as per usual this is just a bunch of hot shirtless guys wandering around a California mansion and wearing very little. A lengthy muscle-guy shower is the set-piece "highlight" of this plotless drivel.
You know there are times that we all (I am guessing) want to sit back and watch a 1 star movie just to see how much of a train wreck it is.Well this is the train wreck to end all train wrecks! How can they put in so much time with people going around a big house saying "Hello"? Side Note: If I could bear to watch this show again, I would like to do a HELLO count and see how many times they say Hello? And then they waste so much time when each of the actors are tied up with them grimacing and trying to get free? I think that basically the whole movie could have been cut down to 10 minutes tops.And I love how Venice Beach because the Caribbean? All in all....I normally do not review movies that are this bad but this one takes the cake! Kudos to the actors (If you can call them that) the Director (I know he has not a clue because even I could have director better) and the prop man, (If they had one) Total Rubbish!
Oh my goodness! Where to start?!First of all; the scenic views :) Oh man, aren't they lovely? And the acting.... Please. I think everyone in this movie deserves an Oscar, it had me on the edge of my seat! My heart was beating so fast and I couldn't wait to see what was going to happen right around the corner! I really like how they walked around the house and were thoroughly set on finding the owner (Ryan..? I couldn't really tell who was the owner because I was so scared!!!!!!!)The way the producer really filmed the ocean, the beach, the boardwalk, and the sky just melt my heart. Please watch this film... you will love it, not as much as I did, but you will <3
OK, so my roomies and I were shallowly trolling Netflix looking for movies with hot guys in it to entertain us. We found the jackpot, however,TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN!!!! The guys are gorgeous, no lie, but this movie is better suited for poster form than video format, they'd make way more money. The only interesting thing about it was the driftwood statue wearing read highheels in the corner like something out of a rejected Annie Lennox video.... WTF?! The soundtrack is also horrible, with a heartbeat persistently throbbing like an AARP veteran waiting an EKG, or colonoscopy. After watching this I think I'd prefer the colonoscopy.Try using the movies in this series as drinking game movies. every time someone says "hello?" take a shot. The only problem is you'd be drunk before you could even get to the second movie.